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Puffins being spied on by MI609:07, May 29, 2017
Grey squirrel upgraded to a Class A substance01:38, August 5, 2016
Weasel first to get woodpecker pilot licence14:26, October 26, 2015
Autumn to spark significant rise in migrant numbers16:17, September 17, 2015
U.S. Government data misappropriated03:45, June 6, 2015
Jenner: Just call me Max16:38, June 2, 2015
City rabbits not as nice as country rabbits13:54, February 5, 2015
North Korea calls Obama a monkey15:56, January 8, 2015
Country Bear Jamboree Sweeps Grammys01:13, July 2, 2014
Africa makes "Hungry Hungry Hippos" a national sport14:24, June 30, 2014
Lego release a Giraffe Culling set15:05, February 19, 2014
Horse bites off man's testicle13:12, March 9, 2013
Indian man marries dog21:16, February 10, 2013
BBC documentaries accused of ignoring gay animals12:24, February 10, 2013
Squid sexually assaults South Korean diner10:50, January 21, 2013
Connecticut governor passes law requiring deer to use crosswalks16:10, January 6, 2013
New York inches closer to legalizing interspecies marriage14:14, December 16, 2012
Driving dogs scare New Zealand's cat population13:45, December 8, 2012
Arizona Sheriff and Steven Seagal End American Leg of British Punk Band's Tour05:19, September 17, 2012
France faces fines over hamster sexploitation09:24, June 4, 2012
Hippopotamoose Colony Discovered in Sudan14:11, May 30, 2012
Biologists Study Nesting Habits of White-Tailed Deer02:17, May 28, 2012
Animals the size of tanks spotted in large cities10:51, May 19, 2012
New jellyfish discovered, public unimpressed23:16, May 8, 2012
T-Mobile Comes Under Fire for Promoting Animal Abuse06:09, February 15, 2012
Paramount and Sea World announce remake of horror film, "Orca"08:07, January 3, 2012
Cat burglars arrested04:08, December 31, 2011
FBI suspects PETA behind string of strange robberies23:23, December 22, 2011
Latest evil genius holds Earth to ransom10:36, December 22, 2011
Bee business practises under investigation09:53, December 22, 2011
Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules02:09, December 16, 2011
Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"01:36, December 16, 2011
Knut sends message to all other cute bears: SCREW OFF!22:55, December 14, 2011
Massacre at Brookfield Zoo20:26, December 14, 2011
75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine"17:32, December 10, 2011
J.P. Morgan CEO goes hunting, world's most expensive bear gets killed21:11, December 9, 2011
Obama cites animal rights for Libya move02:20, September 15, 2011
Paul the Octopus considers offer from Uncyclopedia01:31, August 24, 2011
New Vince McMahon venture, Ultimate Mutant Fighting10:04, August 23, 2011
Nature Now Rated NC-1721:33, August 17, 2011

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