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16 January 2010
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BOSTON, Massachusetts -- At last count, perhaps 50,000 are dead in Haiti and the entire country is in shambles. The poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere is without food, water and power in most areas. Police are nowhere to be found. There is no government, and even the presidential palace is in ruins.