UnNews:All Nobel Prizes awarded to Michael Phelps
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10 October 2008
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - After astonishing audiences for beating Mark Spitz's record at the Olympics for most gold medals won, Phelps has done it again by being awarded all of this year's Nobel prizes.
Earlier today Phelps was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize after winning the Nobel Prizes for Chemistry, Physics, Literature and Medicine all in the past 5 days. Phelps said he was "slightly annoyed" after having to return to Stockholm to collect the prizes 5 times in a row. Here are the reasons as to why the heck he was given the prizes:
- Phelps won both the Chemistry and Medicine award for the same reason. This reason was being able to perform at the olympics while on a "Supersize at McDonalds" diet.
- Phelps won the Physics award for being the first human being able to swim faster than water itself.
- Phelps won the Literature award and we don't know why.
- Phelps won the Peace award for being the only human this year to have not done damage to the planet.
Phelps has claimed that "Winning an award once is not enough" and therefore claims he won't be happy until he wins Time's "Man of the year" again, the previous time being 2006 when YOU won.