UnNews:Ahmadinejad snaps up "renovators delight" - US missile base
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1 October 2007
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WASHINGTON -- Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has snapped up one of the most desirable residences in Washington State ever to come to the market - a former US intercontinental ballistic missile base, once used to launch the fabled Titan rockets.
"Many of the high-spec period features are intact including the original barbed-wire-topped fence and surrounding land-mined 56-acres."
If you want your own piece of Cold War history there are still 3 missile bases for sale, but you must be quick, as there have been expressions of interest from North Korea and even an competitive offer from Robert Mugabe.