UnNews:Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak
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Ed McMahon, Tony Randall, Jack Lemmon,
Lucille Ball, Don Knotts, Frank McCourt, Walter Cronkite...
I outlived all you bastards!
You're next, Mickey Rooney!"
~ Abe Vigoda (February 24, 1921 - ???)
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- Jerry Battiste "Vigoda Lives!". The Blufton News-Banner, June 26, 2009
- Amy and Nancy Harrington "'Not yet, you sick buzzards!' says the recently deceased actor, Abe Vigoda". FoxNews, July 03, 2009
