UnNews:Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak
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Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Tuesday, March 28, 2017, 19:04:UTC)(
Ed McMahon, Tony Randall, Jack Lemmon,
Lucille Ball, Don Knotts, Frank McCourt, Walter Cronkite...
I outlived all you bastards!
You're next, Mickey Rooney!"
~ Abe Vigoda (February 24, 1921 - ???)
- Amy and Nancy Harrington "'Not yet, you sick buzzards!' says the recently deceased actor, Abe Vigoda". FoxNews, July 03, 2009