went to vote at the polls in large numbers, clogging up not just voting systems but the Canadian
immigration website as Donald Trump
came from behind.
The day was a series of screw-ups, most notably that the closing time for polls was several hours later than the opening time for bars, added to by an unfortunate effort to attract millennials uninterested in either 70-year-old candidate by putting legalization of pot on the same ballot. Full story»
ST. PETER'S GATE
-- The Heavenly Father
has given "airtight" assurances to Donald Trump
that the sun
will not stop rising, at least not before his inauguration. Trump tweeted
: My friend God sez sun not Mexico-bound! Good God!
Trump jawboned the Almighty following tweets to Ford Motor Company not to pull out of Kentucky. But it is the Focus, built in Dearborn, that Ford was moving to San Luis Potosí, Mexico, and even that factory was staying open, to block unemployment claims by ex-workers. Full story»
WASHINGTON, Trump City
-- United States
President-elect Donald Trump
is ready to implement a "name change" for the country when he takes office next January.
"George Washington had our capital city named after him, and an entire state, to boot. I am so much greater than he is — I can't tell you how great, you'll see — that I ought to get naming rights to the entire nation. Trump Nation. Sounds catchy, doesn't it? Sounds real good. America First, Trump Firster." Full story»
-- Donald Trump
has just learned that he will have to appoint roughly 4000 aides.
"Mr. Trump had been planning to simply have his people at Trump Tower commute to Washington for a few days and tie up loose ends," said campaign manager Kellyanne Conway. "How many people could it take to make America great again?" Full story»
SAN DIEGO, California
-- Doctors have blamed extensive statin use across a declining middle-aged, middle-class America for Donald Trump
’s late-onset victory in the Presidential elections.
The victory of Donald Trump has been diagnosed as nothing less than a full-blown myocardial infarction for the Constitution, defibrillation for the Demographic and acute angina to all those First Lady wannabees. Full story»
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