UnNews:2010 Mel Gibson Meltdown

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May 20, 2013 22:46 UTC

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Mel Gibson at heart of government conspiracy

WASHINGTON D. C. -- Accusations of a cover up during the Kennedy administration have surfaced, and at center is none other than the troubled actor and Jesus enthusiast, Mel Gibson. A collection of notes and memorabilia from the Vietnam War era has been discovered in the attic of a Washington, D. C. home undergoing renovation, the former residence of Robert McNamara, defense secretary under John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson and president of the World Bank.
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