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Phoenix star shooter goes 0-for-1023:23, February 3, 2014
State of the Union changes format to win viewers15:28, January 28, 2014
Omaha set to change name22:06, January 27, 2014
Google to move to an asteroid to avoid taxes04:00, January 24, 2014
US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt16:32, January 14, 2014
Biden admits they know everything you do in bed14:04, January 14, 2014
Snapchat founders reveal exit strategy10:52, January 9, 2014
Syria: peaceful protestors join government to battle terrorists10:12, January 7, 2014
Obama pardons crack dealers02:29, January 3, 2014
Train wreck blows up pols' plans in N.D.00:35, January 3, 2014
Snowden mistakenly pardoned13:33, January 1, 2014
Lavrov suggests US join war on terror02:28, January 1, 2014
Jantjie offered UnNews editorship02:28, January 1, 2014
Cyrus's latest foray into sluttiness shows no corporate influence02:28, January 1, 2014
Baseball changes rules to stress safety02:28, January 1, 2014
Obama resigns presidency for career in boxing14:18, December 30, 2013
Amazon to adopt Obamacare innovations18:38, December 3, 2013
Kerry negotiates standstill agreement with Obamacare23:29, December 1, 2013
Warrant issued for Mike Tyson's arrest22:41, November 29, 2013
Schwab says Gerald Ford should return as US President21:21, November 20, 2013
US moves against trans-fats02:42, November 11, 2013
Dell defends cat-urine smell of its laptops16:35, November 1, 2013
US to Europe: No blood, no foul00:46, October 29, 2013
Uncle Sam's allies cry foul23:06, October 26, 2013
Government computers to predict Army suicides12:04, October 18, 2013
Politicians end fake shutdown with fake agreement12:58, October 17, 2013
Microsoft secures "Xbone.com" domain name22:16, October 12, 2013
US government shuts down with unprecedented triteness12:59, October 5, 2013
Boston declares war on Detroit00:21, September 23, 2013
Russians scheme over McCain’s response to Putin’s New York Times op-ed09:44, September 22, 2013
Culling of Staten Islanders protested14:53, September 14, 2013
Putin runs for New York comptroller22:27, September 12, 2013
A-Rod plunking spurs debate over baseball protocol02:51, August 31, 2013
Call me Chelsea as Bradley ch ch ch changes gender19:39, August 24, 2013
Whistle-blower receives 7 years and 600 lashes for insulting US Intelligence19:28, August 1, 2013
Edward Snowden books airline passage to Guantanamo Bay12:20, July 15, 2013
Obama on NSA Phone Tapping: Most of you need to call your mothers more often20:28, July 8, 2013
Principal: Toy Gun Buy Back Program a Resounding Success17:54, June 18, 2013
Christian Right leader flaunts ape shit craziness18:23, June 2, 2013
UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt02:32, May 19, 2013
Baseballer detonates bomb in Boston but walks free19:52, May 18, 2013
EU bitch-slaps Microsoft21:41, March 7, 2013
WW3 averted as superpowers parlay missile strike into "meteor" hoax11:11, February 19, 2013
Pele to blow up Kilauea over political concerns04:23, February 17, 2013
White House releases photo of Obama skeet-shooting20:22, February 10, 2013
Obama dashes Republican hopes, takes oath of office19:52, January 29, 2013
Al Roker to star in reality TV show on diarrhea10:21, January 23, 2013
McDonalds Finalizes Purchase of the Gateway Arch17:14, January 22, 2013
Spielberg regrets not making Lincoln a musical as Les Miserables beats him at the Golden Globes17:46, January 17, 2013
America seeks closure after school massacre23:09, January 11, 2013

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