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Steve Jobs Android crashes, goes thermonuclear19:54, December 17, 2014
Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet17:52, October 28, 2014
Blaser gets Nobel Prize for cup-holder22:39, October 22, 2014
Facebook, Apple offer to freeze eggs12:26, October 18, 2014
'Lights Out' For Norway16:11, September 28, 2014
Timing of Apple announcement is suspect20:31, September 8, 2014
Mexican develops apple-based fuel17:57, May 28, 2014
Windows XP becomes suddenly useless00:28, April 11, 2014
Boy 3D prints replacement head for beloved cat02:19, March 27, 2014
Truth Detector promises new era of safe cybersex16:31, February 26, 2014
Facebook gives the 'heads up' to nipple-free decapitation videos15:25, November 8, 2013
Apple considers smaller, pricier, louder iPhoneMini20:26, July 8, 2013
Is the Electronic Hooker (eHo) the future of sex?20:18, July 8, 2013
Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player22:54, June 17, 2013
Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’17:15, June 10, 2013
You Are Either With Facebook or You're a Mass Murderer Claims Mark Zuckerberg00:04, March 17, 2013
Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth07:36, February 22, 2013
Pakistan anti-infidel toilet squat-in sickens many08:31, January 13, 2013
‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up10:49, January 8, 2013
New safe ammo dampens gun debate15:57, January 2, 2013
Neil Young introduces high-resolution porno player07:36, December 28, 2012
Not your mother's tramp stamp14:30, December 20, 2012
Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site20:45, December 1, 2012
FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls06:51, October 22, 2012
The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button13:07, October 10, 2012
Award for Dutch Entertainment Industries Watchdog06:13, September 17, 2012
Larry vs. Larry: 'Java was never open-source,' says Oracle exec Larry Ellison05:19, September 17, 2012
Samsung sells phones, everybody cares05:14, September 17, 2012
Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals17:56, August 16, 2012
UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'02:22, June 26, 2012
Facebook Supports Down's Syndrome Eradication via Censorship05:51, April 30, 2012
Google to privacy campaigners: We know where you live22:47, March 6, 2012
Troop Cell Phone Left in Iraq01:40, January 11, 2012
YouTube changes aspect ratio to 2.35:1, users pissed09:32, January 2, 2012
Hotmail services offline - MSN gnomes need fixes23:43, December 8, 2011
Could China suicides hurt Apple's image?20:52, December 8, 2011
Chrysler and Apple to re-introduce PT Cruiser22:34, December 6, 2011
Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke20:06, December 5, 2011
Army of Darkness admits subliminal techniques used to recruit children20:35, August 18, 2011
Universe is random, says loony15:29, June 10, 2011

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