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Uncharismatic cyclist wins Tour de France in boring fashion18:26, September 2, 2012
Tigger Woods claims he loves golf more than sex15:10, August 25, 2012
Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die04:45, August 3, 2012
Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies03:06, June 21, 2012
Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar22:24, May 10, 2012
Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series12:34, March 9, 2012
Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem06:26, January 21, 2012
Television commentators stock up with clichés for World Cup Final today07:53, January 16, 2012
Dutch clogs no match for Spanish bull07:52, January 16, 2012
Gary "Fairy" Kirsten introduces sex as new training technique for Indian cricket team07:29, January 13, 2012
North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation06:19, January 13, 2012
French team face guillotine if they fail in World Cup03:56, January 11, 2012
English excuse for not winning the 2010 football World Cup is revealed03:39, January 11, 2012
World mourns death of Paul the Octopus02:18, January 11, 2012
Zimbabwe's Mugabe claims to have won the Euro 2008 championship02:15, January 11, 2012
Sport - Germany vs Soviet Union01:28, January 11, 2012
Fidel Castor is feeling better than ever16:32, January 9, 2012
USA Men's Olympic Water Polo Team Disqualified18:01, January 4, 2012
Michael Myers escapes from sanitarium, kills Christopher Walken00:19, January 3, 2012
Paul the Octopus retires from retiring22:21, December 18, 2011
Open season on sad clowns begins01:35, December 16, 2011
Ronaldo "Sorry" and "Ashamed about encounter with 13 year old boys at Chuckie Cheeze19:45, December 14, 2011
Tom Cruise to sign for Real Madrid19:44, December 14, 2011
Soccer fans shun art for hookers01:22, December 5, 2011
Exhumed drummer's corpse "rocks" half time show05:07, September 22, 2011
My bracket is busted01:36, September 14, 2011
Exclusive -- How Ashton Kutcher and the Sooners Punk'd the Gators01:35, September 14, 2011
World Cup Fever leads to mass pneumonia01:33, August 24, 2011
Pope wore a German football shirt as he watched Argentina lose in World Cup01:31, August 24, 2011
Psychic Octopus to be offered new identity if Spain lose World Cup final01:31, August 24, 2011
2010 FIFA Middle Earth Cup soon to begin01:29, August 24, 2011
America: Oh, You mean 'Soccer'!01:29, August 24, 2011
Capello identifies key 'ingredients' to success01:29, August 24, 2011
F.C. Blatter win the FIFA Crony Cup again01:28, August 24, 2011
Gatorade source contaminated, US economy collapses, Brits follow suit01:28, August 24, 2011
OU Coach Bob Stoops: Boise St. must've cheated, somehow21:00, August 18, 2011
Endurance swimmer fails at her life's goal, again20:18, August 10, 2011
Madonna to coach national football team11:12, July 29, 2011
Suicidal surfer sues sea05:32, July 27, 2011
Jason Bateman mistakes Tootsie for actual woman05:15, July 27, 2011

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