- Monday, 13 May, 2013 President Bush hosts Texas-style barbecue for British Queen
- Monday, 13 May, 2013 Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory
- Tuesday, 23 Apr, 2013 Super Bowl to feature platitudes, advertisements
- Tuesday, 23 Apr, 2013 Army Corps in New Orleans meets bump in the road to rebuilding
- Tuesday, 23 Apr, 2013 Bush I, Clinton join forces on Louisiana relief
- Tuesday, 23 Apr, 2013 Haiti frees American missionaries
- Tuesday, 23 Apr, 2013 Joan of Arc, Maid of New Orleans
- Tuesday, 23 Apr, 2013 Voodoo to win the SuperBall
- Tuesday, 23 Apr, 2013 Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl
- Tuesday, 02 Apr, 2013 Klansman's home targeted by gunman
- Tuesday, 19 Feb, 2013 Alabaman's threat to violate violators goes to court
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Mississippi abortionists licensed to kill
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Oklahoma City bans food
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Misfired Nuke
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Alabama hospital launches controversial program
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Police raid gun shop; find guns
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Alabama okays latex bikinis
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Former Science Director burnt at stake for believing in Evolution
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Local man's malignant stomach tumor miraculously dissolves into fat
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Texas pols shun Obama
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Falling metal had "Earthly origin"
- Tuesday, 01 Jan, 2013 First Pet Rock passes away
- Thursday, 29 Nov, 2012 Particle Decelerator test run proves successful
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Elvis flooded in Memphis
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Mississippi Bans Dark Matter
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Diaper Use Criticized
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 US running out of lethal-injection drugs
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 State of Mississippi finds out gays want to vote, cancels elections
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Maxwell House beats Kentucky murder rap
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Squeaky discriminated against
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Texas implements harsh measures against chupacabras
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Texas man asks wife to cry rape
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 You little bastard, I'll kick your ass!
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Nut-job crashes into IRS; America points fingers
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 God refuses to commit to Kentucky
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Arrests made after drug dealers complain of fraud
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Oklahoma Declares Sovereignty: Nobody Cares
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Louisiana passes "academic freedom" law
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Italian loser buys Texas town, seller is amused
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Tragedy Strikes Texas
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 US police file "false beard" ban lawsuit
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Man eats his own head
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Man killed by Trouser Snake
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 US Town Set To "ban long skirts"
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Daycare center gives children heroin
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Texas no longer a state after OU football victory
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Tennessee to recognize Redneck as official state language
- Friday, 24 Aug, 2012 Polygamous cults "grant women life-long great hair"
- Friday, 22 Jun, 2012 Man Pumps Seabiscuit
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Texas schoolbook committee approves "Anybody Can Be President" series
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Atlanta Falcons sue New Orleans
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Sandra Weisenheimer is dating
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Variety show Hee Haw to make a comeback
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Controversial book introduced to schools by Texas
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Where the streets are paved with handjobs
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Woman suffers 28-hour supermarket ordeal
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Virgin Boss in Execution Bid
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Sweet smoking Messiah returns
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 BOOYAH! Obama Makes Strong Showing in Texas Debate
- Tuesday, 22 May, 2012 University of Tex Ass promotes new academic program
- Saturday, 21 Apr, 2012 Monster pig shot in Alabama
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