From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Some news is so overblown it needs its own page.

Witches okay for national cemetery memorials; holy cows may be next14:27, March 10, 2012
Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series12:34, March 9, 2012
Obama Celebrates Senate Vote, Issues Executive Order17:18, March 2, 2012
Persistent Protestants protest punishment22:04, January 29, 2012
Apocalypse warning, kittens involved04:24, January 19, 2012
American toy company seeks Muslim market share19:10, January 16, 2012
Documentary proof of rejected 13th Apostle discovered19:02, January 16, 2012
Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory19:02, January 16, 2012
Obama bows to Saudi king, triggers fall of Western Civilisation00:31, January 12, 2012
French wimple stitchers announce strike03:56, January 11, 2012
Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah02:05, January 11, 2012
The Pope annoys everyone and nearly starts a war02:02, January 11, 2012
Speaker at Norwegian summer camp was apparently persuasive, motivational; Impact is projected to have changed “scores of lives”01:28, January 11, 2012
Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence07:58, January 5, 2012
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie09:31, January 2, 2012
Muslims demand pop star Beyonce to "tone down" act02:31, December 22, 2011
Muslims demand pop star Gwen Stefani to "tone down" act02:31, December 22, 2011
Taliban hires Halliburton consultants07:13, December 18, 2011
Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury03:31, December 18, 2011
Surprise resurrection of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, America's most hated woman02:36, December 18, 2011
Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control19:37, December 14, 2011
Mel Gibson goes to ground04:45, December 14, 2011
Michael Jackson: The Second Coming23:00, December 13, 2011
Bangladesh censors Facebook18:08, December 10, 2011
Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR07:52, December 10, 2011
Haiti frees American missionaries23:39, December 8, 2011
Tim Tebow reveals that he is Jesus Christ during postgame press conference09:06, December 6, 2011
CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen20:14, December 5, 2011
Vatican forgiven by Beatles10:47, December 4, 2011
Tacoma tries rap music to chase Jehovah's Witnesses from bus stops10:17, December 4, 2011
Be your own Prophet, cut out the middle man17:17, December 3, 2011
New apps support terrorist attacks22:27, November 22, 2011
Dalai Llama appeals for calm in George Bush slur row03:08, September 22, 2011
Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed02:15, September 15, 2011
Pope wore a German football shirt as he watched Argentina lose in World Cup01:31, August 24, 2011
Satan arrested in Jerry Falwell death21:24, August 13, 2011
Former Senate candidate O'Donnell under investigation10:16, July 29, 2011
Obama's divine powers fading09:56, July 29, 2011
Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"09:56, July 29, 2011
National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors09:51, July 29, 2011

Pages: << 1 2 3 4 >>

Personal tools