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Apple plans electric religion12:44, February 19, 2015
Pope counter-punches in free-speech fight18:13, January 25, 2015
Interview with Allah12:02, January 15, 2015
Catholic League endorses "Black Jesus"01:23, August 14, 2014
Pope assures that 2% of priests are pedophiles00:25, August 3, 2014
Pope to wed as Vatican supports gay marriage17:20, January 5, 2014
Falwell starts campaign against God22:23, May 7, 2013
Kansas education reforms: Do they go too far enough?20:23, April 17, 2013
Pope Benedict finally admits that God doesn't exist17:19, April 9, 2013
Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO15:21, March 17, 2013
Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope23:41, March 13, 2013
US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets14:23, March 13, 2013
Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress18:44, March 4, 2013
Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong18:29, February 25, 2013
United Nations' threat: No more parental rights08:08, February 20, 2013
Race for Pope brings forth some unusual candidates07:07, February 20, 2013
Pope Benedict resigns to spend more time with Madonna13:21, February 11, 2013
'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules19:22, January 7, 2013
Jesus destroys Stephen Baldwin's life07:56, December 29, 2012
Obama forgets sister's holiday03:22, December 21, 2012
A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story15:29, November 24, 2012
Stephen Hawking updates his view on the origin of the universe05:20, September 17, 2012
Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party05:20, September 17, 2012
Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length05:19, September 17, 2012
Leader of Ireland's Catholics says God is 'ok with kiddy fiddling'05:19, September 17, 2012
Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter05:14, September 17, 2012
Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all05:14, September 17, 2012
Scientist studies afterlife21:22, August 5, 2012
God and Nature in demarcation dispute06:20, August 3, 2012
Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower04:38, June 10, 2012
Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse22:15, June 3, 2012
Third Coming of Jesus Christ Prophesised!00:27, May 12, 2012
FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters22:02, May 8, 2012
Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs14:42, March 18, 2012
Witches okay for national cemetery memorials; holy cows may be next14:27, March 10, 2012
Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series12:34, March 9, 2012
Obama Celebrates Senate Vote, Issues Executive Order17:18, March 2, 2012
Persistent Protestants protest punishment22:04, January 29, 2012
Apocalypse warning, kittens involved04:24, January 19, 2012
American toy company seeks Muslim market share19:10, January 16, 2012

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