- Monday, 27 May, 2013 Basement dwellers less burdensome on parents as Star Trek Online goes free
- Tuesday, 21 May, 2013 Christmas week Mime arrests up
- Tuesday, 14 May, 2013 In response to widespread devastation in California, Bush declares war on fire
- Tuesday, 14 May, 2013 Socalist Party Declined in School Election
- Monday, 01 Apr, 2013 Small-town officials defend outlandish salaries
- Monday, 01 Apr, 2013 'Kids should be allowed to smoke' says Governor Schwarzenegger
- Thursday, 07 Feb, 2013 Tommy Wiseau begins production on The Room 2
- Wednesday, 30 Jan, 2013 Lucas to re-interpret Solo-Greedo duel
- Wednesday, 30 Jan, 2013 Oscar night confirms rumor: Farrah Fawcett faked her death
- Tuesday, 15 Jan, 2013 Hezbollah bombs UnNews HQ
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Hollywood embraces porn as Hefner saves Hollywood sign
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Schwarzenegger Plans to Mutilate State Controller over Pay Cuts
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Rigged Oscars defused by ex-wife
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Cause of Calif. 'mysterious shaking' discovered
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Alcohol Enforcement
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Lead singer of The Clash dead at 57
- Saturday, 29 Dec, 2012 San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
- Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 Calif. man eats wild mushrooms, dies
- Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 California sues cows
- Thursday, 29 Nov, 2012 Sewage in San Francisco to be renamed Bush
- Thursday, 29 Nov, 2012 Disney targets Muslim world for new theme park
- Thursday, 29 Nov, 2012 New publicity concept for gay Libertarian politicians - steal sports team logos
- Thursday, 15 Nov, 2012 California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy
- Friday, 09 Nov, 2012 Los Angeles secedes from California, declares allegiance to Mexico
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Non-criminal busts into California prison
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 SFPD puts large dent in Mexican toy cartel
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Arsenic poisoning discovered in California lake
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Radiation hits California, causes super-heroes
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Charlie Sheen: "20 isn't that young"
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 More Toyota incidents despite engineering fix
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 County clerk race too close to call
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 America births another homegrown religion, Hairy Krishna
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Republican party chairman plays tit for tat
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Mel Gibson goes to ground
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Parents encourage drug experimentation over math homework
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101"
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Spring arrives in OR, Apocalypse in NY
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Man lures girl (13) online, arrested under Calif. anti-fraud laws
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 "Spoiled Children's Fund" forms to help rich.
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 California violates civil rights
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Montecito Fire In California Reveals Mass Grave
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Manson to cut hair on Death Row
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Uncyclopedia to go into partnership with Calif. police
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Military seeks to accommodate all religious faiths
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Iowa invites California to pool party
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Mexican teen learns to drive car while handcuffed
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Lack of houses slows California fires
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Virus Attacks Cruise Ship
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Scooby-Doo villans released due to "technicality"
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Woman to State: Lotteries "misleading"
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Hikers warned not to fuck with Mount Hood
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Final damage assessment in Malibu fire: Suzanne Somers not dead
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea, probably
- Thursday, 07 Jun, 2012 Doughboy alleges police brutality
- Sunday, 08 Jan, 2012 To Bee or Not to Bee
- Tuesday, 27 Dec, 2011 Prop 8 passes - gays, cats, and salt shakers upset
- Monday, 26 Dec, 2011 Blue Tomatoes found in California, scientists puzzled
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