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Johnson family disappointed by new baby07:51, August 21, 2015
UnNews ignores Kwanzaa21:39, August 18, 2015
Cherie Blair's naked pagan shower sex romps with topless model04:52, July 31, 2015
Ant-Man killed in patio accident21:14, July 23, 2015
Britain signs Declaration of Dependence02:50, July 23, 2015
Talking lion recruits child soldiers20:17, July 9, 2015
Vice president Biden accused of infidelity14:27, June 30, 2015
Lebron James quits the NBA, founds new Lebron-centric league04:16, June 27, 2015
Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death15:04, June 9, 2015
Wal Mart Opens Up Store on Mars14:20, June 8, 2015
'All your base' declared dead03:52, June 7, 2015
News day found to be slow, Media plans to abort it01:51, June 7, 2015
Tom, Myspace creator, dies in horrific interstate car pile-up14:05, June 4, 2015
New York Evicted from Ground 007:48, June 2, 2015
BBC loses General Election20:28, May 16, 2015
Tory win puts gold-diggers in quandary12:53, May 16, 2015
New discovery by author of 'Versuch über ein neues Prinzip zur Auffindung der Heilkräfte der Arzneisubstanzen, nebst einigen Blicken auf die bisherigen' expected to supplant petroleum01:28, May 12, 2015
Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings'08:38, May 8, 2015
Russia lets Ukraine keep Chernobyl22:04, April 29, 2015
FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed00:21, April 29, 2015
UK declares national “state of apathy”16:38, April 16, 2015
Derrick Rose shocks everybody with injury-free game13:55, April 9, 2015
Germanwings tragedy portends pilotless passenger drones08:35, April 3, 2015
Israel wins "Whiniest Nation" award for 63rd time11:52, April 1, 2015
Culling of Staten Islanders protested22:49, March 19, 2015
Assad crowned King of Syria20:42, March 11, 2015
Local fairy proclaimed strongest02:30, February 22, 2015
Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke21:26, February 4, 2015
New game "Where's Charlie Hebdo" launched18:13, January 25, 2015
Shanghai Gold Exchange quintuples gold price20:44, January 2, 2015
DMV style compromise reached on gun control16:50, December 24, 2014
Rebecca Black dies after entering stadium; early signs point to "too many seats"23:12, December 22, 2014
UnNews moves offshore14:21, December 22, 2014
Al Gore wins Noble Peas Prize13:31, December 19, 2014
Abott tells surf lesson refugees 'I support smuggling budgies, not people'13:31, December 19, 2014
57th Presidential Inauguration sponsored by Just for Men13:31, December 19, 2014
America, others, not real democracies13:30, December 19, 2014
Mexico condemns American military build-up in Texas19:14, December 6, 2014
Basket case nations form bric alliance22:46, December 5, 2014
America celebrates 1,000th school shooting15:25, December 3, 2014

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