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| Giant UFO seen at O'Hare Airport, aliens pissed at delays | 18:37, January 24, 2013 |
| Adam Sandler expresses concerns that his next film ‘might not be shitty enough’ | 17:46, January 24, 2013 |
| "Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary | 12:11, January 24, 2013 |
| McDonalds Finalizes Purchase of the Gateway Arch | 17:14, January 22, 2013 |
| 57th Presidential Inauguration sponsored by Just for Men | 23:03, January 21, 2013 |
| Jews responsible for the holocaust, claims historian | 14:36, January 18, 2013 |
| Aunt Hildred has the cooties | 02:19, January 16, 2013 |
| Republican Party Declares War on Women | 18:49, January 14, 2013 |
| Obama declares war on preggo rape | 18:42, January 14, 2013 |
| Vice president Biden accused of infidelity | 18:41, January 14, 2013 |
| Manchester United hold minute's silence for Robin van Persie | 01:51, January 14, 2013 |
| Thomas The Tank Engine Dies, 2010 Movie cancelled. | 10:27, January 12, 2013 |
| Sex expert says "duh" when asked about the causes of teenage pregnancy | 15:03, January 9, 2013 |
| Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria | 13:09, January 9, 2013 |
| Kim Kardashian and George Lucas reveal plans for new sitcom | 14:49, January 8, 2013 |
| Spartan Hollywood begins another Emmy and Oscar Award | 19:38, January 7, 2013 |
| "No tag-backs," declares Libya | 19:22, January 7, 2013 |
| 'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules | 19:22, January 7, 2013 |
| London braces for attack by UFO and Godzilla | 21:12, January 6, 2013 |
| Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa | 00:36, January 5, 2013 |
| Siva goes to jail after killing a man | 23:24, January 3, 2013 |
| Pact with Satan ends fiscal cliff woes | 23:42, January 2, 2013 |
| Joe Biden stepped in dog shit | 14:34, January 2, 2013 |
| A surprise announcement from Keith Richards | 11:28, January 2, 2013 |
| First Pet Rock passes away | 13:38, January 1, 2013 |
| Braga to the women: 'Feliz natal! I have given you a troll!' | 22:42, December 26, 2012 |
| The Internet named the most wasted invention of all time | 06:06, December 26, 2012 |
| Heavily bearded relative feels snubbed at party | 23:03, December 25, 2012 |
| Mayans: 'Made ya look!' | 02:16, December 25, 2012 |
| My Chemical Romance is racist | 23:08, December 23, 2012 |
| God Hates fags protests Hobbit film | 20:46, December 22, 2012 |
| Russian Reversal Tragically Comes True | 02:06, December 21, 2012 |
| A cock in the ass, as the world doesn't end | 00:18, December 21, 2012 |
| Not your mother's tramp stamp | 14:30, December 20, 2012 |
| U.S. releases bin Laden home movies | 11:56, December 19, 2012 |
| UnNews obtains Bin Laden death photo | 11:49, December 19, 2012 |
| Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist | 16:51, December 18, 2012 |
| Hollywood files for creative bankruptcy | 06:51, December 18, 2012 |
| Pranked nurse speaks through medium | 05:58, December 16, 2012 |
| Man explains why the world won't end on December 21st | 20:15, December 15, 2012 |
