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| Fucking Hurricane Fucking Lost | 16:16, September 27, 2012 |
| DOJ: Incidence of reported rapes by banks, Call of Duty players on the rise nationwide | 01:05, September 26, 2012 |
| Nothing Happens | 02:24, September 25, 2012 |
| McDonald's food could be a public health hazard | 02:24, September 25, 2012 |
| Spontaneous violence spreads to Kazakh embassy | 21:47, September 24, 2012 |
| Stana Katic goes TOPLESS | 16:13, September 23, 2012 |
| Old Timer fondly remembers more complicated times | 22:33, September 21, 2012 |
| Romney campaign struggles to recover from "gaffe-filled" luncheon | 21:49, September 19, 2012 |
| Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry | 07:52, September 18, 2012 |
| Barney is in critical condition at St. Alphonzo's Children’s Hospital | 06:13, September 17, 2012 |
| Ann Romney's speech in support of Mitt Romney 'moving Heaven and Earth' for the USA was literal - not figurative as earlier reported | 06:13, September 17, 2012 |
| Hobo caught peeing on a pile of apples in a local Wal★Mart | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Switzerland: The Newest Member in The Axis of Evil™ | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Shit That Pisses Me Off:Harley Davidson Financial Services | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Anderson Cooper makes stunning announcement | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Developments in exoplanet search gives new hope to "lesbian planet" theory | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Gina the No-Headed Gymnast Olympic Ready | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Talking pineapple declared a national threat | 05:14, September 17, 2012 |
| Princess Anne to unveil gigantic nude statue that is "better than Braille" | 19:41, September 7, 2012 |
| U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings | 16:08, September 7, 2012 |
| Starsky and Hutch actor Paul Michael Glaser says drugs were "medical" | 23:09, September 2, 2012 |
| Natalie Wood's death certificate: Change suggests anything from a human to a seal could have killed her | 01:46, August 31, 2012 |
| Conservatives hoping that USA can become the world's first ID-ocracy | 21:38, August 30, 2012 |
| Psychic "interviews" dead celebrities | 22:03, August 23, 2012 |
| FBI leaks private information about Julian Assange just to see how he likes it | 12:12, August 22, 2012 |
| Alfred Kahn's apology to the 4kids fans | 07:05, August 21, 2012 |
| Breaking News! Americanies are Just Plane Stoopid | 06:53, August 16, 2012 |
| Bethesda announces plans for new Skyrim DLC | 03:21, August 16, 2012 |
| Olympics over; men's field hockey players return to their shame-holes | 09:07, August 15, 2012 |
| Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett | 05:56, August 13, 2012 |
| Cheerilee murders student, said homicide sparked theories and reasons why said murderer killed student | 23:14, August 9, 2012 |
| Two dumb cunts win journalism award | 20:23, August 9, 2012 |
| Nitrogen found to be poisonous | 05:32, August 9, 2012 |
| Mediocre athlete admits to doping | 00:37, August 9, 2012 |
| Schizophrenic teenager in Disneyland | 22:20, August 8, 2012 |
| Polar Bear Chastises 2011 Punching-Bear-In-Face Alaskan Contest | 10:15, August 8, 2012 |
| London Olympics athletics report | 06:09, August 7, 2012 |
| Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare | 15:12, August 5, 2012 |
| Man crushes police cars because "they took all my weed" | 11:08, August 4, 2012 |
| Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die | 04:45, August 3, 2012 |
