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Google to move to an asteroid to avoid taxes04:00, January 24, 2014
Man Poops on Obama06:11, January 19, 2014
Boston terrorists believed to be British10:33, January 18, 2014
Uncyclopedia to get $100 billion dollar bailout to get Domain Name Back13:54, January 17, 2014
Concern as entire Chinese race disappears for a minute14:43, January 3, 2014
Fossil find of half man, half dinosaur dubbed Dino-Man14:03, January 1, 2014
Snowden mistakenly pardoned13:33, January 1, 2014
Brokenhearted Kanye denies paternity; Kim launches asinine perfume07:47, December 31, 2013
Obama resigns presidency for career in boxing14:18, December 30, 2013
Additional Shock as Oz gets first Prime Mistress22:45, December 17, 2013
2009 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded22:39, December 17, 2013
Style01:44, December 15, 2013
Uncyclopedia Blackout a Success00:02, December 7, 2013
Paulson encourages banks to generate more bad loans14:27, December 2, 2013
Bibowler Girl bowls 900 series19:36, November 17, 2013
Nobody gives two shits that the world ends in one week19:35, November 17, 2013
A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize22:39, November 14, 2013
FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots!15:48, November 11, 2013
Free UnNews accused of plagiarism13:36, November 9, 2013
Prince William recognizes the Festival of Beltane in Royal Wedding19:46, November 6, 2013
DOJ: Incidence of reported rapes by banks, Call of Duty players on the rise nationwide16:34, October 23, 2013
Armed forces will allow attacks against White House and Congress during shutdown12:04, October 18, 2013
US government shuts down with unprecedented triteness12:59, October 5, 2013
"Strike at Damascus" video game release to be postponed08:47, September 9, 2013
Samsung to make older flip phones after patent battle21:21, August 27, 2013
Russia makes prison time a prerequisite for voting14:44, August 18, 2013
Riots fizzle after Martin convicted of own murder22:58, July 19, 2013
Russian Presidential Elections Held Again18:18, July 15, 2013
Edward Snowden books airline passage to Guantanamo Bay12:20, July 15, 2013
Paula Deen Accused of Self-cannibalism17:41, June 24, 2013
UK Councils secretly filming rubbish19:57, June 19, 2013
Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player22:54, June 17, 2013
Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail14:28, June 16, 2013
Headlines20:59, June 9, 2013
Scientists prove George Lucas' Theory was correct19:11, May 21, 2013
Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod01:43, May 20, 2013
The Singles Crisis: UnNews Reporter's Two Years on Plenty of Fish17:34, May 18, 2013
Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond06:48, May 17, 2013
EA Games partners with Reebok02:15, May 10, 2013
Occupy Uncyclopedia17:32, May 8, 2013

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