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| Uncyclopedia Stays on Wikia | 08:09, June 19, 2013 |
| Christian Right leader flaunts ape shit craziness | 18:23, June 2, 2013 |
| Boston terrorists believed to be British | 16:44, May 21, 2013 |
| Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod | 01:43, May 20, 2013 |
| Serial rapist of pregnant teens arrested | 15:59, March 1, 2013 |
| Westboro Baptist Church to protest at the funeral of Aaron Swartz | 17:00, February 18, 2013 |
| Users realize Facebook is as useless as a chair | 13:55, February 18, 2013 |
| Wikia to offer "gold membership" for wikis | 17:34, February 14, 2013 |
| University offers space degree | 14:32, February 8, 2013 |
| Quarter million Twitter passwords hacked | 22:59, February 4, 2013 |
| Special play performed in Toronto | 22:08, February 4, 2013 |
| Medical Cause of Unpregnancy Fetishism Discovered | 17:08, February 3, 2013 |
| UnFree UnNews more productive than Free UnNews | 19:08, January 29, 2013 |
| New York soda ban opposed by NAACP | 20:18, January 26, 2013 |
| Apple removes app due to pornography concerns | 20:34, January 25, 2013 |
| Free UnNews accused of plagiarism | 09:08, January 25, 2013 |
| Charlie Brown arrested | 21:26, January 24, 2013 |
| Obama confesses Islam | 13:47, January 24, 2013 |
| Lupe Fiasco interrupted at Inaugural Party | 22:49, January 22, 2013 |
| McDonalds Finalizes Purchase of the Gateway Arch | 17:14, January 22, 2013 |
| 57th Presidential Inauguration sponsored by Just for Men | 23:03, January 21, 2013 |
| Carter considers 2016 presidential run | 16:22, January 21, 2013 |
| Jimbo Wales is GAY, Claims Journalist | 17:23, January 20, 2013 |
| Kim Kardashian does a photoshoot, nobody cares | 12:03, January 19, 2013 |
| Leaf on Canadian $20 is not really Canadian | 09:31, January 19, 2013 |
| Canadian Space Agency president steps down | 19:37, January 18, 2013 |
| Pro-slavery activists seek Supreme Court nod | 16:13, January 18, 2013 |
| Jews responsible for the holocaust, claims historian | 14:36, January 18, 2013 |
| Mouse killed by a hawk | 16:15, January 17, 2013 |
| Myspace relaunches | 20:33, January 16, 2013 |
| New Coca-Cola ads confront the issue of obesity | 19:28, January 16, 2013 |
| Sandy Hook parents vow to do something in wake of tragedy | 14:46, January 15, 2013 |
| Republican Party Declares War on Women | 18:49, January 14, 2013 |
| Jessica Simpson Shows Her Baby Bump | 18:48, January 14, 2013 |
| Kim Kardashian offered $250,000 to Document Her Pregnancy | 18:48, January 14, 2013 |
| Kim Kardashian rejects $250,000 to document her pregnancy, demands $300,000 | 18:47, January 14, 2013 |
| Obama's cabinet criticized for lack of diversity | 18:46, January 14, 2013 |
| Doctor defends "legitimate rape" theory | 18:45, January 14, 2013 |
| Obama declares war on preggo rape | 18:42, January 14, 2013 |
| Vice president Biden accused of infidelity | 18:41, January 14, 2013 |
| ACLU silent on gun control debate | 07:10, January 12, 2013 |
| Rape of pregnant women legalized in Virginia | 15:00, January 9, 2013 |
| Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa | 00:36, January 5, 2013 |
| Russian children saved from hell | 01:38, December 30, 2012 |
| Dick Clark dies; testicles live on | 09:55, December 27, 2012 |
| Adam Lanza Death Toll over 30,000 per day | 17:13, December 22, 2012 |
| Obama forgets sister's holiday | 03:22, December 21, 2012 |
| Todd Akin on Christmas | 21:33, December 18, 2012 |
| Hark! The Herald Angus Sings | 12:31, December 16, 2012 |
| Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder | 23:32, December 15, 2012 |