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| Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca | 14:17, May 26, 2011 |
| World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming | 07:53, May 25, 2011 |
| Stop dressing like whores, you whores! | 07:53, May 25, 2011 |
| Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare | 07:52, May 25, 2011 |
| Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates | 02:48, April 27, 2011 |
| James Cameron finds lost tomb of Popeye | 00:37, April 27, 2011 |
| Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict | 00:29, April 27, 2011 |
| Florida pastor starts WWIII | 10:54, April 4, 2011 |
| Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose | 07:37, April 1, 2011 |
| Child named "Anderson Cooper" following Egyptian protests | 11:32, February 24, 2011 |
| Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations | 23:05, February 11, 2011 |
| S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!" | 03:00, February 11, 2011 |
| Mummies vandalize Cairo museum | 11:25, February 9, 2011 |
| Lebanese government collapses; preparation for bi-annual ball underway | 16:43, January 13, 2011 |
| Saudis stone Israeli soup | 00:06, January 6, 2011 |
| Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault | 20:25, December 30, 2010 |
| Israel admits involvement in shark attacks | 02:31, December 20, 2010 |
| Lost Gospel Reveals Relations Between Early Christianity and Scientology | 20:24, September 24, 2010 |
| Iran inaugurates first unmanned bomber | 00:31, September 22, 2010 |
| Airline wins where Arabs fail | 00:28, September 22, 2010 |
| Iranian president survives assassination attempt; blames everyone | 18:41, August 25, 2010 |
| Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land | 00:17, August 3, 2010 |
| United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East | 23:06, August 2, 2010 |
| Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes | 22:49, August 2, 2010 |
| Seals of the Apocalypse discovered | 22:44, August 2, 2010 |
| King Tut had a small penis | 06:14, July 13, 2010 |
| Israel ponders response to Delta Chi flotilla | 21:28, June 18, 2010 |
| Adam Carolla "Drinking with the Stars!" | 22:28, June 9, 2010 |
| Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry | 17:43, June 5, 2010 |
| Vicious conflict aboard the Exodus | 03:30, June 5, 2010 |
| Israel condemned for rousting pleasure boaters | 23:55, June 3, 2010 |
| Cheney to Nuke Iran Between 9 and 11 AM Saturday | 00:28, March 22, 2010 |
| Israel brokers peace between Hamas and Fatah | 13:12, January 26, 2010 |
| Soccer victory proves Iraq strategy is working, says Bush | 02:30, December 20, 2009 |
| Bush not sure if Iraq war was worth it | 00:22, December 20, 2009 |
| George Bush arrives in America | 23:46, December 19, 2009 |
| Ahmadinejad steals Bush's watch | 23:35, December 19, 2009 |
| Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq | 23:29, December 19, 2009 |
| Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists | 16:30, October 12, 2009 |
| Talented boy discovered in Beirut | 16:24, October 12, 2009 |
| Governments around the world condemn Ahmadinejad for use of the word 'The' | 16:23, October 12, 2009 |
| "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official | 16:02, August 31, 2009 |
| Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all | 04:09, July 29, 2009 |
| BBC: New Doctor Who May Be An Arab | 14:55, July 12, 2009 |
| Iranian Secret Service Hails "Operation UnNews Apathy" a "Great Success" | 19:01, June 22, 2009 |
| Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei calls UK as new Great Satan | 15:30, June 22, 2009 |
| Dictators hail Jewish peace plan | 00:48, June 18, 2009 |
| Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide | 09:44, June 17, 2009 |
| Son kills father and uncle | 01:51, April 4, 2009 |
| Thai man jailed for photoshopping | 19:17, April 3, 2009 |
