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| Scientists prove George Lucas' Theory was correct | 19:11, May 21, 2013 |
| Boston terrorists believed to be British | 16:44, May 21, 2013 |
| Computers Contract Hospital Virus | 01:10, May 21, 2013 |
| 'Lights Out' For Norway | 19:29, April 19, 2013 |
| Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again | 03:12, April 13, 2013 |
| Ikea furniture found to contain traces of horse meat | 18:48, March 20, 2013 |
| Ikea corraled into horse-meat scandal | 05:34, March 5, 2013 |
| Elizabeth II named most powerful woman in the UK | 10:23, February 17, 2013 |
| Axis of evil-doers to add pregnancy committee | 18:08, February 14, 2013 |
| BBC documentaries accused of ignoring gay animals | 12:24, February 10, 2013 |
| Ireland to legalize drunk driving | 10:54, February 1, 2013 |
| British democracy discovered to be a hoax | 00:51, January 31, 2013 |
| Britain advises citizens to leave Somalia | 17:43, January 28, 2013 |
| British lottery ticket prices rise to £2 | 20:10, January 25, 2013 |
| Tesco sells horse meat in burgers | 06:52, January 25, 2013 |
| Statue of Hitler unveiled at holocaust site | 18:15, January 24, 2013 |
| Pregnant women warned to avoid contact with animals | 18:46, January 14, 2013 |
| Manchester United hold minute's silence for Robin van Persie | 01:51, January 14, 2013 |
| Roman Empire considers regulation of barbarian armies | 07:35, December 4, 2012 |
| Guilty: Paul Dacre looks stunned as appeal against press regulation is rejected | 17:32, November 29, 2012 |
| FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls | 06:51, October 22, 2012 |
| Entire UK population asks itself why it did nothing about Savile despite hearing the rumours | 21:18, October 13, 2012 |
| Ankara destroys Armenian church | 02:24, September 25, 2012 |
| Love-rivals, 86 and 74, in vicious battle | 06:13, September 17, 2012 |
| Soccer warlord 'not to face trial' in The Hague | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Slow news day forces publication of story about supernatural beings in Brighton | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Singer John Martyn Dies After Collision With Solid Air | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Pope Mr Benedict Ratzinger XVI goes head to head with the Malaysian government | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Leader of Ireland's Catholics says God is 'ok with kiddy fiddling' | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Potential Teachers' strike causes panic | 05:14, September 17, 2012 |
| Suspicious nuke discovered in French port | 05:14, September 17, 2012 |
| UnNews meets art expert: Great or fake? | 21:40, August 11, 2012 |
| Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die | 04:45, August 3, 2012 |
| Spain posing a late entry into the Eurozone financial crisis | 08:01, June 6, 2012 |
| Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar | 22:24, May 10, 2012 |
| Everyone loses in British local elections | 19:03, May 6, 2012 |
| Pope Benedict Tackled, Demands Rematch | 23:57, March 11, 2012 |
| Pope visits Brazilian drug "clinic" | 23:51, March 11, 2012 |
| Everybody nukes Greece | 15:09, March 10, 2012 |
| Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault | 15:26, February 10, 2012 |
| Queen Elizabeth II reveals diet tips | 04:22, January 23, 2012 |
| Icarus International Airlines to resume flying | 04:24, January 19, 2012 |
| Leading scientists declare global warming associated with Menopause | 00:57, January 17, 2012 |
| Rasmussen: "I didn't know weed was forbidden as well." | 07:52, January 16, 2012 |
| FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots! | 19:22, January 4, 2012 |
| My country is better than your whole fucking continent! | 18:56, January 4, 2012 |
| Pope calls out Stephen Hawking | 12:09, January 2, 2012 |
| European airports reopen as airlines question ban | 22:18, December 22, 2011 |
| Sea Shanties Get Modern Makeover | 10:42, December 22, 2011 |
| Greece destabilises Europe | 10:29, December 22, 2011 |
