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| Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife | 16:23, April 18, 2013 |
| Police dog takes over the Oscar Pistorius investigation | 11:08, February 22, 2013 |
| Charlie Brown arrested | 21:26, January 24, 2013 |
| Cop offered crack by local dumbass | 23:20, December 14, 2012 |
| Explosive device slightly damages US consulate in Mexico | 06:13, September 17, 2012 |
| Mexican Jesus Arrested For Rape | 06:13, September 17, 2012 |
| Well armed dancers lose battles but raise fears of open dance warfare in Mexico | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Soccer warlord 'not to face trial' in The Hague | 05:20, September 17, 2012 |
| Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| Martial arts pervert banned from Earth | 05:19, September 17, 2012 |
| President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism | 05:14, September 17, 2012 |
| South Korea to chemically decapitate serial kisser | 05:14, September 17, 2012 |
| US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt | 05:14, September 17, 2012 |
| Cell phone extradited to The Hague to face cancer charges | 06:16, April 8, 2012 |
| Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime | 15:45, February 21, 2012 |
| Testicle molester on the loose | 00:24, January 29, 2012 |
| Sinaloa dance cartel wins Juarez turf war | 03:55, January 20, 2012 |
| International Criminal Court issues more genocide arrest warrants | 03:54, January 20, 2012 |
| Dancers to crush CA State colleges | 03:54, January 20, 2012 |
| Santa Claus shot down and killed over North Korea | 00:09, January 20, 2012 |
| Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour | 00:44, January 17, 2012 |
| Court opens in British teen's murder in India | 07:29, January 13, 2012 |
| Attempted popejacking foiled | 23:02, January 11, 2012 |
| Speaker at Norwegian summer camp was apparently persuasive, motivational; Impact is projected to have changed “scores of lives” | 01:28, January 11, 2012 |
| World's unluckiest drug dealers arrested | 01:06, January 11, 2012 |
| Shipwrecked teen arouses rescuers | 19:30, January 4, 2012 |
| Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime | 19:21, January 4, 2012 |
| Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist | 18:09, January 4, 2012 |
| Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists | 03:14, December 24, 2011 |
| UnNews moves to reassure readers after spate of "linked" "Suicides" | 02:42, December 22, 2011 |
| Muslims demand pop star Beyonce to "tone down" act | 02:31, December 22, 2011 |
| Muslims demand pop star Gwen Stefani to "tone down" act | 02:31, December 22, 2011 |
| Wikia exposed as a fraud, cash funneled to offshore banks, Cabal suspected | 05:14, December 14, 2011 |
| 75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine" | 17:32, December 10, 2011 |
| Facebook arrested for murder of Email | 17:36, December 9, 2011 |
| Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet' | 20:12, December 5, 2011 |
| Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof | 10:39, December 4, 2011 |
