From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Some news is so fat it needs its own page.

More snags in Hernandez murder trial17:20, January 29, 2015
Santa Claus shot down and killed over North Korea18:14, December 24, 2014
Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists13:31, December 19, 2014
Utah cops return stolen gun to ingrate00:40, December 14, 2014
Fined for illegal Chinese Squirrel22:53, June 20, 2014
Hot Property: Former home of Sinaloa Dance Boss22:34, June 20, 2014
NYC gang sweep nets Sinaloa Dance Cartel12:47, June 20, 2014
Well armed dancers lose battles but raise fears of open dance warfare in Mexico00:04, June 20, 2014
Syria confirms American pimp in Beaucoup Harem15:30, June 3, 2014
Sinaloa Dance Cartel member held15:46, May 29, 2014
Sinaloa dance cartel wins Juarez turf war00:46, May 28, 2014
Wienerdog in Banana Costume Convention00:44, May 2, 2014
Obama vows to rename Gitmo10:22, February 5, 2014
Foxy Knoxy to fight extradition on TV12:28, February 3, 2014
US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt16:32, January 14, 2014
Elderly scam artists on the rise11:22, November 10, 2013
A-Rod plunking spurs debate over baseball protocol02:51, August 31, 2013
Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife16:23, April 18, 2013
Police dog takes over the Oscar Pistorius investigation11:08, February 22, 2013
Charlie Brown arrested21:26, January 24, 2013
Cop offered crack by local dumbass23:20, December 14, 2012
Explosive device slightly damages US consulate in Mexico06:13, September 17, 2012
Mexican Jesus Arrested For Rape06:13, September 17, 2012
Soccer warlord 'not to face trial' in The Hague05:20, September 17, 2012
Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi05:19, September 17, 2012
Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results05:19, September 17, 2012
Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million05:19, September 17, 2012
Martial arts pervert banned from Earth05:19, September 17, 2012
Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster05:19, September 17, 2012
President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism05:14, September 17, 2012
South Korea to chemically decapitate serial kisser05:14, September 17, 2012
Cell phone extradited to The Hague to face cancer charges06:16, April 8, 2012
Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime15:45, February 21, 2012
Testicle molester on the loose00:24, January 29, 2012
International Criminal Court issues more genocide arrest warrants03:54, January 20, 2012
Dancers to crush CA State colleges03:54, January 20, 2012
Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour00:44, January 17, 2012
Court opens in British teen's murder in India07:29, January 13, 2012
Attempted popejacking foiled23:02, January 11, 2012
Speaker at Norwegian summer camp was apparently persuasive, motivational; Impact is projected to have changed “scores of lives”01:28, January 11, 2012

Pages: << 1 2 3 >>

Personal tools