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- Tuesday, 21 May, 2013 Russia plants flag at North Pole, launches real estate boom
- Friday, 19 Apr, 2013 'Lights Out' For Norway
- Thursday, 18 Apr, 2013 Iran to resume enrichment
- Thursday, 18 Apr, 2013 New York Evicted from Ground 0
- Tuesday, 16 Apr, 2013 Greece plans financial consolidation by earthquake
- Friday, 12 Apr, 2013 Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
- Monday, 01 Apr, 2013 Small-town officials defend outlandish salaries
- Sunday, 03 Mar, 2013 Al Jazeera buy Al Hasboredyu in squillion dollar deal
- Thursday, 21 Feb, 2013 Vegeta: DOW is under nine thousaaaaand!
- Thursday, 14 Feb, 2013 Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
- Thursday, 14 Feb, 2013 Obama's senate seat for sale at police auction
- Wednesday, 23 Jan, 2013 McDonalds Finalizes Purchase of the Gateway Arch
- Saturday, 19 Jan, 2013 Leaf on Canadian $20 is not really Canadian
- Tuesday, 15 Jan, 2013 Governor Rod Blagojevich accused of stealing Nick Nack's hair-do
- Tuesday, 15 Jan, 2013 World food shortage update: "I am to blame" admits Prescott
- Tuesday, 15 Jan, 2013 Dog Whisperer cologne breaks French sales records
- Tuesday, 15 Jan, 2013 U. S. prepares for Saddam's execution
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Schwarzenegger Plans to Mutilate State Controller over Pay Cuts
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Buried treasure up 300%
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 U. S. Treasury revamps dollar bill (again)
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 "Halloween" series to reboot after "Final Destination" victory
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Wikia exposed as a fraud, cash funneled to offshore banks, Cabal suspected
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Air traffic comes to standstill as new fragrance hits the market
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Robert Mugabe bails out world financial system out-of-pocket
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Annual Report into Xmas Sickies Released - Yes, They Still Cost Business Money
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Alcohol Enforcement
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Earth's credit rating drops again
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 BP's chief meerkat caught cheating
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Alice breaks the debt ceiling
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 American toy company seeks Muslim market share
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people
- Saturday, 12 Jan, 2013 Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
- Monday, 07 Jan, 2013 Avatar spectacular, Jedi, others dejected
- Wednesday, 19 Dec, 2012 Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
- Wednesday, 19 Dec, 2012 Germany buys Greece
- Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 Unclaimed fart leads to elevator acrimony
- Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 Iceland voters unexpectedly reject payment plan
- Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 BoA demands brokers stop working
- Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 China buys Greece in junk yard fire sale
- Tuesday, 11 Dec, 2012 Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
- Thursday, 29 Nov, 2012 Disney targets Muslim world for new theme park
- Thursday, 29 Nov, 2012 Kudlow: Everything's okay despite Japan devastation
- Sunday, 11 Nov, 2012 Face of Jesus discovered on seabed
- Friday, 09 Nov, 2012 Trump hires O'Donnell
- Wednesday, 26 Sep, 2012 Spanish Book Recall (They're Made in China)
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 New child born, parents screwed
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Guy Fawkes's euro account to be 'stressed tested' today
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Eurovision Debt Crisis Contest
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Movie theater to split movie, concession stand, bathroom services into separate entities
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Recession certain to spread to newly discovered planet Kepler 20f warn experts
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Obama proposes monetization of peas to pay off national debt
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 EU finance ministers demand Greek public act more Dickensian
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Final space shuttle crashes
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Argonauts between a rock and a hard place
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII”
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Details emerge of jailhouse call in Strauss-Kahn case
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Samsung sells phones, everybody cares
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Facebook buys unused plastic fork for $2Bn
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Boston's SCVNGR, a web site with a difference
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Man wants his name back
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Sales of poop are running thin
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Liverpool v Dallas Cowboys Owners goes into overtime
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 India unveils prototype of $3 iPad
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Mountain may sue area businesses
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Israeli settlement built in Manhattan
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 UK lawmakers critical of Kraft
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy to meet again in a cage fight
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Psychedelic icon takes final trip
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Jesus, what a workout!
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 US "folding money" is crap
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Romer on spending cuts: "Maybe later"
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Oil spill: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Google implements gays-only employment policy
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Basingstoke man becomes multi-millionaire after "cry for help" from exiled Nigerian prince
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Hugo Chavez moves to nationalise Venezuela goat farms
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 NEC hooks Billy Mays zombie contract
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 MP's punishment is to admit they were wrong
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Supermarkets invade Car Boot Sales, alongside Black Market
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Entire Toyota Board Commits Hara-Kiri
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Telemarketer refuses to fuck off
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Corn Refiners Association launches viral marketing campaign for HFCS
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Global Economy Wipes and Flushes
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Contemporary art piece sells for £193000, worth more than man's life
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Mattel sorry for 'design flaws' on its toys after 627 children "lose limbs"
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Writers' strike expands to the interweb
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 EMI strikes new blow against piracy, common sense, self
- Thursday, 20 Sep, 2012 Microsoft offers $44.6B for Uncyclopedia
