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Cause of global warming discovered06:12, September 17, 2012
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Successor to Santa Claus chosen04:35, December 31, 2011
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Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland01:16, April 27, 2011
Penguins Die From Too Much Intelligence19:07, January 14, 2010
Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit07:02, November 12, 2009
Boy, 12, turns up for school as a Power Ranger after finding magic Power Ring during the summer holidays16:14, September 18, 2009
Scientists retrace waves to their source15:53, February 23, 2009
Darwinism receive big blow as ID questions Keyboard compatibility11:52, February 22, 2009
Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus08:46, February 19, 2009
Santa's elves on strike this year, naughty and nice list shortened13:04, July 14, 2008
Nothing Can Stop Me Now08:06, July 2, 2008
Tribute Album to Paris Hilton being Recorded07:37, June 12, 2008
Penguin Researcher Demands Antarctica is allowed to compete in the Olympics18:32, May 21, 2008
Teacher admits entering hundreds of schoolboys10:26, May 1, 2008
Spinosaurus accused for giant peach robbery; Bob the Builder in shock10:07, May 1, 2008
East Antarctica breaks off, Americans still don't care18:40, April 28, 2008
Ratzinger returns to first pro team04:24, March 5, 2008
Kissinger Suffers Heart Ailment15:25, July 29, 2007
Sacred Bull bites back04:10, July 14, 2007
Uncyclopedia VP seeks to meet Conservapedia challenge15:28, March 11, 2007
Reid outlines New Attitude to Guns in the UK18:26, February 26, 2007
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