Unknown Jedi Council member

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“I know my name.”
~ Unknown Jedi Council Member

In the Jedi High Council, there are twelve members at a time. A minimal amount is ever identified during the Star Wars movies, therefore leaving the majority unidentified. Sources such as Wookiepedia and comic books still now the names of these characters. However, one was to remain unidentified, and that is whom this page is about.

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Unknown Jedi Council Member
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth? Neptune? Awww, Shit!

Date of dissolution

That big arena battle with the lightsabers

Physical description
Species

Duck? Oh come on! It’s a Vurk, you Dumbass!

Gender

Shemale

Hair color

None, sir!

Eye color

None, sir!

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

None, sir!

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Known facts

Not to be confused with the Unidentified man in green firing turret, this creature has the power of the Force, a power given to organisms with high midichlorian counts in their blood. People who have been trying to find the identity this character often refer to him as 'crest' because of the crest on his head. Or the "Fucking Dinosaur Man."

Origins

As far as the researchers know, Crest was born on a planet and died on a planet, too. The planet they most suspect is either Saturn or Boz Pity, which is found deep in the Star Wars universe. As for type of Alien species, researchers suspect he/she/it/them/ur mom is either Vurk.

Jedi life

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Coleman Crest enters the Geonosis Arena.

As for his life as a Jedi, it is the same as most other Jedi. Training, training, and more training, and then moving on to being a padawan. In Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Crest is not on the Jedi council. So, someone either died or resigned in the time between. Through investigation, researchers discovered that Jedi Master Yarael Poof was the Jedi council member to meet his fate. From Star Wars books, we discovered that Poof was killed when saving Coruscant because planet-exploding bomb had been set. So, Crest moved to the Jedi council for reasons we do not know. Perhaps he had a great Jedi mind. To be on the Jedi Council means you are a Jedi master, which means you are smart. No one quite knows his area of expertise. Still, he had a successful Jedi life by becoming a member of the Jedi Council. His lightsaber blade is green,

Crest has only appeared in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and that is the only episode he is on the council in. However, despite being a member of the Jedi council, Crest met his fate in the Star Wars movie.

Death

Crest only appeared in one Star Wars episode because he died in the one he premiered in. His death was in the Geonosis Arena, during that huge battle between droids and Jedi. His death was during an attempt on Dooku's life, a fatal mishap during what would have been the pinnacle of his life. During the battle, Crest jumped up to where Count Dooku was perched, along with Jango Fett.

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Crest attempts to kill himself.

With his lightsaber activated, he was about to take on Dooku when Jango Fett shot him several times in the chest with blaster bolts, leading to his death. After being shot, he fell over the edge of the "box" where Dooku and Fett were perched to the arena, an approximate 53.78-foot drop. The last words of Gary Coleman Crest weren’t heard by anyone, but they were probably "whatcha talkin' bout Willis?" due to his love and misunderstanding of Bruce Willis. Lucky for him, Jango died later and Count Dooku was also killed in the next episode.

It is often said that if he had succeeded in killing Dooku the Clone Wars may have been averted.

Afterwards

Being a deceased member of the Jedi council, a bust of his head was made and placed in the Jedi Archives to forever be remembered. Sadly, the bust did not give his name and we were not able to find him in the archives themselves.

Crest's spot on the Jedi council was replaced by Kit Fisto, also a Jedi master and a clever warrior.

Known members of the Jedi Council during the time Crest sat in the room

Here are the known members of the Jedi council who were on the council at the same time Crest was:


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