UnKnown Jedi Council Member
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“I know my name.”
~ Unknown Jedi Council Member
In the Jedi High Council, there are twelve members at a time. A minimal ammount are ever indenified during the Star Wars movies, therefore leaving the majority unidentified. Sources such as Wookiepedia and comic books still now the names of these characters. However, one was to remain unidentified, and that is who this page is about.
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[edit] Known Facts
Not to be confused with the Unidentified man in green firing turret, this creature has the power of the force, a power given to organisms with high medichlorian counts in their blood. People who have beeen trying to find the identity of this character often refer to him as "crest" because of the crest on his head. Or the "Fucking Dinosaur Man."
[edit] Origins
As far as the reseachers know, Crest was born on a planet and died on a planet, too. The planet they most suspect is either Saturn or Boz Pity, which is found deep in the Star Wars universe. As for type of Alien species, researchers suspect he/she is either Vurk or and Duck. Exact species, however, is unknown. Crest's parents are believed to both be male, meaning he/she was the result of gay sex. In his/her earlier life he/she was taken by the Jedi for training at the age of 3 months, before he/she had experienced true evil.
[edit] Jedi Life
As for his life as a Jedi, it is the same as most other Jedi. Training, training, and more training, and then moving on to being a padawan. In Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Crest is not on the jedi council. So, someone either died or resigned in the time between. Through investigation, researchers discovered that Jedi Master Yarael Poof was the Jedi council member to meet his fate. From Star Wars books, we discoverd that Poof was killed when saving Coruscant because some guy set a planet exploding bomb. So, Crest moved to the Jedi council for reasons we do not know. Perhaps he had a great Jedi mind. To be on the Jedi Council means you are a jedi master, which means you are smart. No one quite knows his area of expertice. Still, he had a successful Jedi life by becoming a member of teh Jedi Council. His lightsaber blade is green,
Crest has only appeared in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and that is the only episode he is on the council in (duh). However, despite being a member of the Jedi council, Crest met his fate in the Star Wars movie.
[edit] Death
Crest only appeared in one Star Wars episode because he died in the one he premired in. His death was at the big arena thing on Geonosis, during that huge battle between droids and Jedi. His death was obviously an attempt at heroics, a fatal mishap during what would have been the pinacle of his life. During the battle, Crest jumped up to were Count Dooku was perched, along with Jango Fett.
With his lightsaber activated, he was about to take on Dooku when Jango fett shot him several times n thee chest with blaster bolts, leading to his death. After being shot, he fell over the edge of the "box" where Dooku and Fett were perched to the arena, an approximate 53.78 foot drop. Lucky for him, Jango died later and Count Dooku was also killed in the next episode.
[edit] Afterwards
Being a deceased member of the Jedi council, a bust of his head was made and placed in the Jedi Archives to forever be remembered. Sadly, his name was not given by the bust and we were not able to find him in the archives themselves.
Crest's spot on the Jedi council was replaced by Kit Fisto, also a Jedi master and a clever warrior.
[edit] Known Members of the Jedi Council During the Time Crest Sat in the Room
Here are the known members of the jedi council who were on the council at the same time Crest was:
