UnBooks talk:The Old Man and LV

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To ease away the red link. To send it to hell in hopes that it will fire the sunsets. Aleister 16:18 31-1-'11

Why does it say "LV" in the title and not "Las Vegas"? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:27, 31 January 2011
Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Sea". The wind blew into the article, and the salt eroded its skin. Aleister 23:22 6-2-'11

Sazerac, per Puppy. To add onto page. Aleister 00:00 8-2-'11

Summer home

Dad bought this winter home in Key West, and we often fish from her docks. "The big ones bite early," he told me, "but only once. Then they learn, and you never see them again. When they get away, when they run, I name them, and carve their names on my dock." He named the last one Crumb, the one before that, Bullwinkle.


This baboon became our friend. He listens to Dad's ramblings without complaint, and gives us all head without ulterior motive. LuLu calls him Kong, insists she saw the word in a movie once, and thinks it sounds "a little bit foreign, kind of fried, you know?"

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Dad and I relax at the famous entryway to Las Vegas.

Do you want any image for that? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:22, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. It probably has enough images now. How do you like how Puppy made all the images sepia? Very nice effect, and when I read the page, or edit, the lettering begins to look sepia too. An optical effect but also nice. Aleister 13:30 22-2-'11
Then, do you want to work on my heaven something? It would be great if I had a featured article. I want to see how it feels. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:39, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Sure, I'll go back there for awhile. How can I describe the feeling of having a feature? Let's see. It's like washing your face in gold, getting some in your eyes, and then washing the gold out of your eyes with whores. Something like that. Aleister minutes later
what about the teeth? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:46, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, you have to watch out for their teeth. Do you mean if you get the gold in your teeth? Then you just swallow it, and gold will line your stomach and help to digest lunch. Aleister 13:55 22-2-'11
No, I mean, why don't you wash your teeth with gold tooo? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:57, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Then you have to swallow it. I will not answer anymore about this, nor about porpoises, on this page, but will find some gold and brush my teeth with it. Aleister 14:02 22-2'11
what about editing some pages? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:04, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
I've been there a few times since this converstion started. Always good to go to heaven and back. Aleister 14:09 22-2-'11
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