UnBooks talk:Only Business

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Someone should make a Leon Trotsky reference, since he died by an ice axe to the head, albeit not instantly and he was capable of talking to his attacker while it was lodged in his skull. Probably was painful too. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 15:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Wait a second...

....so the reader allegedly doesn't let the guards kill the guy because he doesn't want anything worse to happen? Hell, where'd he get guards, and how'd the guy get in if there were guards?

From how I understand it, the murder-ee had bodyguards, but he knows his killer, so the guards had seen him before and didnt think anything was suspicious. And I don't think the guards tried to kill the one being killed; they were his bodyguards, afterall Robertodole 04:33, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Meant this line...."Oh no, why are you fighting me? It's not like it matters. And now your bodyguards have burst in and are trying to kill me. What kind of hospitality is that to show for your guest? You're not a very nice man, you know. You're like that Leon Trotsky person: not a very big fan of Joseph Stalin and assassins. Please call them off before they kill me. Things will be much worse if you kill me." Barcode711 23:04, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
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