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edit Welcome to Alaska...It's a destination, we swear!

Alaska...not much to see here, apart from trees. You might as well be in Oregon. But what the hey, we have valuable time to waste, and so do you.

Made a mistake, took a wrong turn? (In Alaska? You're a long way from the main land my friend...) May I suggest you drive back, get a brain and select your 'real' location at UnBooks:UnRoadMap.

edit Select Your Location!

Yes, Alaska is separated into 'boroughs', and no, this is not England. But they do wear lederhosens!!

Huh? Reference Number State/Borough/Whatyoucallit
AK 02 Alaska
Reference Number Borough Name
013Atlantians East Borough (Sandy Point)
020Municipality of Anchorage Station
060Bristle Bay Borough (Tic-Tak)
068Denali Borough (Healies)
090Fairbanks North and South Stary Sun Point Borough (Fairbanks)
110City and Borough of June Bugs
122Kenai Peninsula Borough and City Squares (Soldotnacomnet)
130Ketchikan Stargate Borough (Ketchikan)
150Kodak Camera Borough (USB Drive)
164Lake and Peninsula Borough (Mmm...Salmon)
170Matanuska-Susitna Borough (Palmex Corporation Presents - Palmer)
185South Slope Borough (Burrow)
188Southeast Arctic Borough (Kotzebuoy)
220City and Borough of Seska
282City and Borough of Yaklikeyoutalk
Reference Number 1A-2B-3CCensus areas in the Unorganized Borough (what?):
016Atlantians West Census Area
050Beth's Very Own Census Area
070Drillingham Census Area
180Homeland Security Census Area
201Prince of Whales-Outer Ketchikan Census Area
231Shagway-Hoohah-Ahngoony Census Area
240Northwest Fairbanks Census Area
261Valdex Census Area
270Wade Hampton's Census Area
280Wangell-Petersburg Census Area
290Yukon-Potato Census Area

edit Bored near Canada

  • Road to nothingness 01-Does what it says. One giant loop around the whole state.
  • Road to nothingness 02-Often disputed rural route, claims to be the original road to nothingness.
  • Highway to Hell-Yep, it does freeze over every winter. And you though it was an urban myth.
  • Rural route to all town-No, thats not a spelling mistake. There is but one town.
  • Middle of the wilderness-Not actually a road, but listed here, as it accounts for 99% of the state.
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