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Welcome to the UnBooks UnLibrary!

Here are the UnBookshelves of all UnBooks. For official UnBooks on Uncyclopedia, see here (Unofficial UnBooks categories include Recipes, Plays, HowTo and Instructions and are not included in the UnLibrary).

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UnBooks (most recent) UnAuthor of the Month

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There is a guy. He is a seemingly ordinary guy, raising no interest and no suspicion when folks see him pass pass them by, but that is only appearance, only how he seems. He knows things, the truths of which are darker and sharper than the coldest shadows, the sorts of things that will curdle the blood and end all hope, and when he puts them to words, they... become. But he's just this guy, you know? He's Aleister in Chains. In his words, however, lies strangeness.


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UnBest

Welcome, Quality-hound, to the UnBest section! Here you will find some of the greatest works from the rest of the library. That of course doesn't mean you don't have to look through the other shelves to find a good olde Diamond in the rough.

UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:The Driving Dutchman Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:American Bill of Rights for Dummies Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:A Tale of Two Fanboys Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion Nuvola apps bookcase – Gone With d' Wind Nuvola apps bookcase – Dracula Nuvola apps bookcase – Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:Neville Longbottom: Enemy of the State Nuvola apps bookcase – Diary of a Caveman Nuvola apps bookcase – The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women Nuvola apps bookcase – Horton Hires a Ho Nuvola apps bookcase – Professional Kitten Huffing Nuvola apps bookcase – Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. Nuvola apps bookcase – Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games Nuvola apps bookcase – James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul Nuvola apps bookcase – Travel Guide For All Countries Nuvola apps bookcase – One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) Nuvola apps bookcase – The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) Nuvola apps bookcase – UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex Nuvola apps bookcase


UnFiction

UnRomance

Welcome, Housewife, to the UnRomance section. Here you can find stories with romance at their hearts. Stories about affairs and walks on moonlit beaches and the like. Something to masturbate to while your husband is on a business trip.

UnGeneral Fiction

Welcome, Bookworm, to the UnGeneral Fection section. Here you will find classic literature and original works by the finest writers the wiki has to offer. and they may not even have been vandalised!

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UnSci-Fi

Welcome, Nerd, to the UnSci-fi section! Here you will find stories longer and more complicated than the CERN laboratories. Stories about intergalactic space war that frequently come with their own language for you to learn. For fun. In your parents' basement.

UnPoetia

Welcome, Poetry-Lover, to the UnPoetia section. Here you can find poetry on a wide range of misery, pain, suffering and such. (Actually, all poetry is like that).

UnMysteries

Welcome, Snoop, to the UnMysteries section. Here you can the cream of Uncyclopedia detective fiction. There's no way you'll solve any of them before the end, mind you.

UnFact

Computers and Internet

Welcome, IT Man, to teh computers and internet section! Here you can pretend to brush up on your IT knowledge before going back to your job of throwing Maltesers in the air and catching them with your mouth until someone forgets their password.

UnGuides

Welcome, Stranger, to the UnGuides section! Here you will find our collection of guides ranging from dating advice to Self-help. See also the HowTo page for non-UnBook related guides.

Unversity

Welcome, Student, To the Unversity section. Here you can brush up on all sorts of topics: from Philosophy to Biology and back again. You could even steal these textbooks to replace the ones you burned when you were drunk!

UnReligion

Helo, Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Atheist, and welcome to the UnReligion section. Here you will find out all you need to know about the enemy via a selection of polemics and documents blessed by your various gods and leaders.

UnTravel Guides

Welcome, Tourist, the the UnTravel Guides! Here you will find people's experiences of places and the people that live there. This means that you can share their experience for much less than the cost of a flight to go there.

UnMisc

Welcome, Outcast, to the Misc section! Here you will find books like yourself: ones that, no matter how hard they try, just don't fit in.

Unshelved

Due to his incredible laziness the UnLibrarian has not shelved these books yet. You can help by shelving them. You can also help by looking through here and finding books not featured in the UnLibrary. You can then either dump them under here or shelve them. The UnLibrary would like to thank you for your... er... Well, we'll thank you just in case.

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