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The store is one of the most blockbusting books since the Book of Boobs. This has 3 books.
edit Book 1:The store
Meet this man, he is Jamie Storer,
he runs a store to make money come faster
At his store a boy comes asking
if he could get some strawberry ice cream
"Never, Punk!" Jamie yelled out loud
and people thought what is going on now?
Jamie scared the poor little boy
and a Jew said to Jamie "Oy!"
The jew soon said, that Jamie was bad
by making a song, he must pay the lad!
Soon Jamie made a song, that went like this:
"Oh, little boy and little miss!
Can I have a little kiss?
otherwise I will crawl up and die
and before that I will say "Good bye!"
But not to those who will not pay me
And those who do... Well, we'll see"
And with the song he gained millions
and soon the millions turned into billions
so I think his shop should get a makeover
and he should buy RuneScape from Flower Power Gower
edit Book 2:Own
At last, Jamie has bought with all his power
the RuneScape game from Flower Power Gower
and now he owns it, he recharges words with power
and thus recreating the game to be even better
and so, he eats some bread with butter.
How does it feel to own a goldmine?
Jamie says that he already has nine.
He also says that if he's in danger
he simply jumps in to Megas XLR
and, yeah, I mean that Coop's friend Jamie
that comes when you watch it with The Teletubbies.
Owning a game is like owning a lupper
because it is launch and supper
and by that, I am trying to methaforically say,
I am not going to say something that rhymes with 'Gay'.
I am simply trying to methaforically explain...
Dang IT! It rhymes once more with GAY.
This rhyme it is called is in very big danger,
for it is under a 7-day construction
and that week of seven days is running out
and it may be a dangerous threat for now.
Anyway, back to this story with a store
and I must say, this rhymes HARD CORE.
edit Book 3:The loss
Yes, it's time for that Jamie now
to say to his well-earned mone "CIAO!"
Maybe he can still buy Ciao Bella
and not become that crazy Killer.
I don't even know what Ciao Bella is
but now that Jew does not need a kiss.
Instead he needs to not do a thing,
because it can kill someone as well as the ring.
Nobody wishes to become the king
of noobs and movies like Bob's Big Thing.
Jamie is big, fat and noobish
and may need to give you a kiss.
But his face is oh-so scary
you must kiss him binary
I think Jamie is long gone
so shut up and read the rest of this story
otherwise you will not be HARD COREY!
And now to end this stupid thing
is that guy called Latvia's king
These are the last two rows and with their might
they say something stupid as goodbye and good night