UnBooks:The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC
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edit The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC
- Sister, see these names inscribed
- Hereon; they fury imbibed
- And drank overlong, their watch
- Done; long life have they botched.
- What sad lot, these adventurers caught
- Always seeking aught for naught.
- I remember, do I, do I
- Trapp’d him in a filthy lie
- The only thing that I regret
- Is we did not photos get.
- Let us get on with our walk
- No more need such useless talk.
- Where hast thou been, sisters?
- Lost in Foggy Bottom.
- Sister, where thou?
- A family man had oil on his hands,
- And glutt’d, and glutt’d, and glutt’d:--
- ‘Share now,’ said I:
- ‘New Order, witch!’ the dynasty lord shouts.
- His son’s to Texas gone, master o’ the Realm:
- But like he of Bones and Skull,
- I’ll make my way and take my cull,
- I’ll do, I’ll do, and I’ll do.
- Let me whip the mare.
- Such sisterly care.
- Add my lash for luck.
- And thank thee for thy sister’s hate
- Now of this, that brood’s
- Playground state, let not abate
- Desire and fool games.
- I’ll whisper in the son’s ear:
- The father’s lust make him hear
- Hang about that Office used;
- Fate to live a man confused:
- Hopeless through years two times four
- Shall he dwindle, to the core:
- An apple bit by the worm,
- Son doomed by invader’s germ.
- Look what I have.
- Show me, show me.
- Here have I a tortured’s hood
- From sand chamber as he stood.
- A drum! A drum!
- Cheney doth come.
- Rhetoric. Love-one.
- How do you expect me to play this well?
- Do you think you are capable of playing well?
- Have you considered that I’m more interested in what you think?
- When will you learn to think for yourself?
- I do think for myself!
- Statement! Love-two.
- What are these, dwarf-women?
- Who the hell knows?
- Ah ha! Rhetoric. One-two.
- Damn! (clutches chest)
- Foul. Heart attacks don’t count. Two-all.
- Fair sir, think you not
- Your companion’s ail
- Is truthfully bought?
- He’ll be all right in a second. Happens all the time.
- Statement! Two to three.
- Though now on vacation we
- Bring to you a prophecy.
- What’s a prophecy?
- Don’t you know?
- Who carries a dictionary on loan?!
- When was the last time you were able to read an intelligence report on your own?
- All right, Brainiac, stow—
- Gotcha! Statement! Gimme! Game!
- I can’t believe I got you that new pacemaker.
- Listen or block as you must
- But take from our lips the thrust
- You’ll be crown and you’ll be king
- In long duet will you sing
- But ’ware the excesses laid
- For abuse at Abu Ghraib.
- Serious words, take serious care.
- Yeah, well, who cares about some dumb witches?
- We’re not playing anymore.