UnBooks:The Making of an Admin
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“A story of love, death and betrayal... no... wait”The Making of an Admin tells of the creation and life of an Admin and also may serve to help those who wish to
edit In the Beginning
Little Timothy sat there, staring at a world of
crap wonder, wide eyed, flabbergasted, bewildered. He had discovered... Uncyclopedia. Little did he know that this website would play a critical role in his life.
edit The Teenage YearsSlowly little Timmy grew up and became big Timmy. As he turned 15 he finally graduated from 5th grade. At around this time he took to writing UnBooks and is now accredited with the shortest book ever "Ways to Kill Chuck Norris". At school
All Slightly Grownup
As the years went on
the Uncyclopedians disease slowly took hold he became even more enlightened to the truths of life. At 45 he was living happily ambivolently with his mother, with acne and glasses. But he was forced to work hard writing articles, books and endless pages of news to show his devotion to this community that has given him so much. But at the age of 47 he grew tired of this and decide to do something about it, he wanted to do sod all and become Adolph hitler reborn become an Admin. One day his mother came home and heard talking in the attic Timmy's room. It was the voice of another man, overjoyed at the thought of him having a friend she ran up to Timmy's room and saw her worst fears (the details are too horrible to be described in this book). She ran down into the kitchen while yelling "Where did I go wrong!?" and Timmy did not even flinch when he heard the unmistakable sound of a steak knife penetrating flesh and the "shhhhhh" of arterial blood. His transformation into T1MM0 had begun.