UnBooks:Pocket Guide to Annoying Your Co-workers
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edit Early Bird Gets the Worm
The first lesson on the path to putting co-workers in their place is a timely arrival for work. Not for the job itself or to appear hardworking, but because by showing up before everyone else you can set up your pranks while nobody is in the office to catch you! It is possible that cleaning staff may be in the area at this time, but they are easily swayed. The friendly ones will become your friend after a simple gift of a taco or an oversize mustache upkeep kit, while the surly alcoholic ones can be silenced by veiled references to your good friend Steve at the Immigration Department. Just remember to leave before everyone arrives and walk in with someone you know. This is called 'creating an alibi' and is very important for advanced pranks.
edit Victimless Pranks
edit Company Outing
edit Biting Back at the Boss
edit So You've Been Fired
You are free, go do any fucking thing you want now.
- ↑ That, or be considered an on-the-edge psychopath what everyone stays away from.