UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 21

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Dude, those fucking things were huge. Like, WTF?

Apes

They looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

So there I was

giving a lecture in the fucking zoo, doing my Anthropology thing with the Primate shit and the graduate students, right? Like, scientific badass shit.

and these four fucking monkeys

bursts out of the trees, poop all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.

so I pulled down my

pants and shit in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?

I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.

No, seriously. I threw my own poop at monkeys.

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