UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 20

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Dude, those freaking things were huge. Like, WTF?

Apes

They looked kinda like this, only freaking psycho.

So there I was

giving a lecture in the freaking zoo, doing my Anthropology thing with the Primate stuff and the graduate students, right? Like, scientific badass stuff.

and these four freaking monkeys

burst out of the trees, poop all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.

so I pulled down my

pants and pooped in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?

I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.

No, seriously. I threw my own poop at monkeys.

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