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Dude, those fucking [[thing|things]] were huge. Like, [[WTF]]?
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Dude, those freaking [[thing|things]] were huge. Like, [[WTF]]?
   
[[File:Apes.png|thumb|center|800px|<center><big>They looked kinda like this, only fucking [[psycho]].</big></center>]]
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[[File:Apes.png|thumb|center|800px|<center><big>They looked kinda like this, only freaking [[psycho]].</big></center>]]
 
==So there I was==
 
==So there I was==
giving a lecture in the fucking zoo, doing my Anthropology thing with the [[monkey|Primate]] shit and the [[college|graduate students]], right? Like, [[science|scientific]] [[ninja|badass]] shit.
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giving a lecture in the freaking zoo, doing my Anthropology thing with the [[monkey|Primate]] stuff and the [[college|graduate students]], right? Like, [[science|scientific]] [[ninja|badass]] stuff.
   
==and these four fucking monkeys==
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==and these four freaking monkeys==
bursts out of the trees, [[poop]] all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.
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burst out of the trees, [[poop]] all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.
   
 
==so I pulled down my==
 
==so I pulled down my==
pants and shit in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?
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pants and pooped in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?
   
 
I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.
 
I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.

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Dude, those freaking things were huge. Like, WTF?

Apes

They looked kinda like this, only freaking psycho.

So there I was

giving a lecture in the freaking zoo, doing my Anthropology thing with the Primate stuff and the graduate students, right? Like, scientific badass stuff.

and these four freaking monkeys

burst out of the trees, poop all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.

so I pulled down my

pants and pooped in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?

I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.

No, seriously. I threw my own poop at monkeys.

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