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edit So there I was
sitting in my dark room, trying not to sleep, doing my summer reading thing with a summer reading book, right? It was something about a brave world (these writers nowadays have imagination!). Like Pride and Modesty, I think, but maybe Crime and Justice. That could have as well been the Bible.
Like real highschool reading stuff.
edit and I decided
to go to sleep. But then some Mr, or something (he was some kind of character), jumped out of the book which I was not reading and made his storyline straight to me.
edit So I pulled out my
pen and wrote it down. I thought it would help but it really didn't. That guy was still staring at me as if I was a madman but then vanished. I looked at the book cover and found out it was War and Peace. My teacher said it was something impressive and I found out that this was the best way to describe it.
So I thought: maybe I should get a trip somewhere and a sojourn, if possible.
But seriously, I nearly got away from my room, as I forgot to pay my rent.
edit No, seriously.
I had to go to some south country...