# UnBooks:My sojourn

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**Chapter 1,**where I have a highly unpleasant encounter with a large bovine, while in Canada**Chapter 2,**where I accidentally complete 1600 pages of writing, while being bored in London**Chapter 3,**where I realise that I strongly resemble a female reindeer**Chapter 4,**where I find myself launching grapes and sheep, while in Troy**Chapter 5,**where I have an intellectually-stimulating conversation with an English teacher on my second trip to Canada**Chapter 6,**where I confuse the North and the South**Chapter 7,**where I switch roles with the yak, now familiar to me, while in the Soviet Union**Chapter 8,**where I try to eat a cake on my visit to Paris**Chapter 9,**where I try to talk to a hungry crowd, while in a very New Testament-like town**Chapter 10,**where I discover my alter ego, who is a professional Uncyclopedian**Chapter 11,**where an iceberg nearly drowns me**Chapter 12,**where I come back to Titanic, only to almost be drowned again**Chapter 13,**where book characters reveal themselves to be very dangerous people**Chapter 14,**where I understand that past friends should remain such**Chapter 15,**where I discover my son from an entirely new perspective**Chapter 16,**where the calmness of my life is suddenly perturbed**Chapter 17,**where a similar event as in the last chapter occurs, only on the Internet**Chapter 18,**where it is proved that fishing is the least peaceful activity one could ever imagine**Chapter 19,**where I cannot even take a*glass*of coffee**Chapter 20,**where I am cruelly laughed at**Chapter 21,**where it is demonstrated that humans and apes have a lot in common**Chapter 22,**where the American Vice President remains faithful to his habits**Chapter 23,**where I lose my illusions about Christian Bale's personality**Chapter 24,**where I find out that an Athenian queen cannot rely on her step-children