# UnBooks:My sojourn

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**Chapter 1,** where I have a highly unpleasant encounter with a large bovine, while in Canada
**Chapter 2,** where I accidentally complete 1600 pages of writing, while being bored in London
**Chapter 3,** where I realise that I strongly resemble a female reindeer
**Chapter 4,** where I find myself launching grapes and sheep, while in Troy
**Chapter 5,** where I have an intellectually-stimulating conversation with an English teacher on my second trip to Canada
**Chapter 6,** where I confuse the North and the South
**Chapter 7,** where I switch roles with the yak, now familiar to me, while in the Soviet Union
**Chapter 8,** where I eat a cake on my visit to Paris
**Chapter 9,** where I try to talk to a hungry crowd, while in a very New Testament-style town
**Chapter 10,** where I discover my alter ego, who is a professional Uncyclopedian
**Chapter 11,** where an iceberg nearly drowns me
**Chapter 12,** where I come back to Titanic, only to almost be drowned again
**Chapter 13,** where book characters reveal themselves very dangerous people
**Chapter 14,** where I understand that past friends should remain such
**Chapter 15,** where I discover my son from an entirely new perspective
**Chapter 16,** where the calmness of my life is suddenly perturbed
**Chapter 17,** where it is proved that fishing is the least peaceful activity one could ever imagine
**Chapter 18,** where I cannot even take a *glass* of coffee
**Chapter 19,** where I am cruelly laughed at
**Chapter 20,** where it is demonstrated that humans and apes have a lot in common
**Chapter 21,** where the American Vice President remains faithful to his habits
**Chapter 22,** where I lose my illusions about Christian Bale's personality
**Chapter 23,** where I find out that an Athenian queen cannot rely on her step-children