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==<font face="arial narrow" color="gray">Mom</font>==
 
==<font face="arial narrow" color="gray">Mom</font>==
 
<font face="arial narrow" color="gray">Don't forget to buy Raisin Bran while you're gone, we're running out! And make sure it's ''Post'' Raisin Bran, not that imitation ''Kellogg's'' Raisin Bran! Even though that guy is my personal idol, ''Kellogg's'' Raisin Bran has .003 more calories than ''Post'' Raisin Bran, so naturally I hate it!</font>
 
<font face="arial narrow" color="gray">Don't forget to buy Raisin Bran while you're gone, we're running out! And make sure it's ''Post'' Raisin Bran, not that imitation ''Kellogg's'' Raisin Bran! Even though that guy is my personal idol, ''Kellogg's'' Raisin Bran has .003 more calories than ''Post'' Raisin Bran, so naturally I hate it!</font>
 
==<font face="comic sans ms" color="pink">Baby sister</font>==
 
[[File:Evil-baby.jpg|thumb|center|<font face="comic sans ms" color="pink">BRAINS!!!</font>]]
 
   
 
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Latest revision as of 07:53, August 15, 2011

Okay, just so you know, I hate The Smurfs, but I used to like it, so my mom naturally thinks I still like it. Which I don't.

I head downstairs. My mom hands me a bowl of Raisin Bran. It's one of the few things that Mom gives me that I actually do like.

edit Dad

Red smile
Thank god he's gone.

Honey, I'm going to leave for work now. Bye! ...I know I haven't finished my cereal. Goodbye, dumbass son!

edit Mom

Don't forget to buy Raisin Bran while you're gone, we're running out! And make sure it's Post Raisin Bran, not that imitation Kellogg's Raisin Bran! Even though that guy is my personal idol, Kellogg's Raisin Bran has .003 more calories than Post Raisin Bran, so naturally I hate it!

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