UnBooks:My Creepy Parents/3
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Okay, just so you know, I hate The Smurfs, but I used to like it, so my mom naturally thinks I still like it. Which I don't.
I head downstairs. My mom hands me a bowl of Raisin Bran. It's one of the few things that Mom gives me that I actually do like.
Honey, I'm going to leave for work now. Bye! ...I know I haven't finished my cereal. Goodbye,
Don't forget to buy Raisin Bran while you're gone, we're running out! And make sure it's Post Raisin Bran, not that imitation Kellogg's Raisin Bran! Even though that guy is my personal idol, Kellogg's Raisin Bran has .003 more calories than Post Raisin Bran, so naturally I hate it!