UnBooks:Mr Happy's Bible Primer

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The novel Mr Happy's Bible Primer is also available in paperback.


AND SO IT CAME TO PASS

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THAT MR HAPPY DID VISIT THE KINGDOM OF MR SAD

AND SPAKE UNTO HIM "WHY ARES'T THOU SAD?"

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AND MR SAD HAD NOT BEGAT CHILDREN.

AND MR SAD WAS WOEFUL.

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AND MR HAPPY SPAKE UNTO HIS GOD FOR HELP

BUT MR HAPPYS GOD WAS VENGEFUL AND WRATHFUL, AND SMOTE HIM.

AND GOD SPAKE: " DO NOT TROUBLE ME WITH THESE PITIFUL ISSUES"

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AND MR SAD PRAYED UNTO MR HAPPYS GOD AS HE WAS SORE AFRAID.

AND HIS GOD PROVIDED A MIRACLE. AND MR SAD BEGAT CHILDREN.

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AND MR SAD WAS IN AWE OF THE MIGHTY POWER OF HIS GOD

AND MR SAD PRAYED TO HIS GOD TO GIVE THANKS

AND HIS GOD SPAKE " DO NOT TORUBLE ME WITHOUT GIFTS"

AND MR SAD WAS TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF SALT

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HERE ENDETH THE TEACHING

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