UnBooks:Little Yellow Wong/Page 10
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Then Little Yellow Wong said, "If you want them, say so, or I'll take them away."
But the Game-show Hosts would not let go of each others' microphones, and so they could only say "BONSAI!" So Little Yellow Wong put on all of his fine Asian clothes again and walked off.
And the Game-show Hosts were very very angry, but still they would not let go of each others' microphones. And they were so angry that they ran round the gong, trying to get each other on the others' game show, and they ran faster and faster, till they were whirling round so fast that you couldn't see their flashy game-show smiles at all.
And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted Game-show Host (or General Tso's chicken as it is called in Asia) round the foot of the gong.