UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!/8

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Nice people, those men were. But anyway, I don't know about you, but I'm kinda hungry. And I might have *Cough* Eaten all the candy that nice sex offender gave us *Cough* But I think that guy over there is selling something.

Selling crack

Let's go find out if it's food!

Howdy! So what's that stuff you're selling? Crack? Well, can I try a little? Thank you. Well... It's... Interesting... *Twich* *Twich*

I'll take it!

So how much I can get? A pound? Great! So how much will that cost? That much? Well, I don't think I have that much, but I can give you everything in my pockets.

That's some pocket lint, a Chucky Cheese token, and...

MY FAVORITE 1984 PENNY NAMED ADAM!!!

It was in my pocket the whole time!

But we did have a good time on our adventure to the city, right ki-

ManGetsHitByBusAtNight


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