UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!/5
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Now, as I was saying, I think we should go behind that motel over there.
It just looks like the kind of place helpful people would hang out.
*Two minutes later (Now behind the motel)*
Oh, look! It's a sex offender! Maybe he knows. Let's ask him.
That was a fun game, Mr. sex offender, sir! We'll have to play again some other time. But for now, have you seen a 1984 penny named Adam lying around here anywhere? No? That's too bad; thanks anyway, Mr. sex offender, sir!
Well kids, he didn't know, but let's look on the bright side: He gave me some candy!