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If you give a mouse
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie...

He'll probably bite your face.

And when he bites your face...

you just might catch rabies.

And if you catch rabies...

They'll give you several shots of immunoglobulin in the belly button.

And when they give you several shots of immunoglobulin in the belly button...

You'll probably go nuts from your own rabid pain and leap around the hospital.

and when you leap around the hospital...

You may just crash out of a window.

And when you crash out of a window...

You could badly cut yourself on the glass, or even land in a puddle.

And when you land in a puddle...

You will become murderously raged with your rabies-caused hydrophobia.

And when you become murderously raged...

Mouse kid insane

You will brutally kill the nearest passer(s)-by.

And when you kill the nearest passer(s)-by...

You will run in a fright into the tranquil woodlands.

And when you run in a fright into the tranquil woodlands...

You just might meet a small mouse.

And when you meet that mouse...

And if you have a cookie...

You should probably kill the mouse, take back your cookie, and move on.

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