UnBooks:Extra Mini Classics

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One day, you figure out that you have read nothing classic and have nothing to talk with your new cultured girlfriend. So, what should you do now? You must read this UnBook to know all the thing of those things.

edit 1984

Long time ago, there was a man writing diary.
One day, he was shot.

edit Lord of the Flies

Long time ago, there were boys who survived on a no-man island.
One day, they were found.

edit I, Robot

Long time ago, there were some robots with problems.
One day, the problems were solved.

edit The Bible

Long time ago, there was the God creating a world.
One day, he destroyed it.

edit The Little Prince

Long time ago, there was a little prince hoping to travel the Earth.
One day, he died of poison from a Earth snake.

edit The Lord of The Rings

Long time ago, there was a ring.
One day, it was fused.

edit The Great Gatsby

Long time ago, there were a bunch of rich people.
One day, some guy complained about them.

edit Hamlet

Long time ago, there was a guy who killed his brother and married his wife.
One day, he got stabbed by his angry nephew.

edit Beowulf

Long time ago, there was a powerful warrior who liked killing things.
One day, he got killed by a dragon.

edit Animal Farm

Long time ago, there was a farm run by animals.
One day, the pigs turned into humans.

edit The Five People You Meet in Heaven

Long time ago, there was a man in Heaven.
One day, he met five people.
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