UnBooks:Dragon - A Users Guide
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This Useful, Informative Pamphlet Will Tell you what kind of dragons exist, where to find them, how to get away from them without a scratch, and how to raise your own Dragon.
edit What Is A Dragon?
Dragons are effectively and most famously known as Barbaric cold-blooded reptiles, But Are They? Futher investigation that some dragons enjoy simple pleasures such as Playing Football (soccer to americans), Swimming, Etc, some dragons have been known to converse and live with humans, most dragons tend, however to exclude themselves from human presence, which may be the reason we have only vague guesses as to what they look like.
edit What Types Of Dragons Exist
edit Chromatic Dragons
Chromatic dragons are generally evil.
edit Red Dragons
Red Dragons like nothing more than barbicued human on a stick, and collecting hoardes of treasure for themselves, their favourite sport is playing dirty, and winning by unfair methods, a red dragon, however is vain and is easily flattered. The Red Dragon has a wicked fire breath, and generally lives in remote caves.
edit Blue Dragons
Blue Dragons like playing with their food before eating it, as a result, they do like making humans half-drown about 5 times before they eat them, their favourite sport is swimming, and as such they are suited to water environments, a Blue dragon is as changeable as the waves, so distract him and he will forget about you, although it may be hard, when he has got you struggling for your life. Blue Dragons have some control over the waves, and water, but have no breath attacks.
edit Green Dragons
Green Dragons are ambush predators, they follow their prey, and wait until the time is right, before they strike, their favourite sport is Follow-me. They, in a human guise get other humans to follow them into the forest where the green dragon is most powerful, and then ambush them back in real form. Green Dragons have a nasty power to control the forests, as such you can nevwer escape a green dragon by running, the only known way to evade a green dragon is to win the follow-me game, if you do, the dragon will let you walk free, but nobody has been known to win.
edit White Dragons
White Dragons are scavengers, they eat anything they can find, their favourite sport is snowball fights, they tend to set up huge events near the polar regions where they live and lure humans there, that die of the cold and they scavenge the meat, they have a wicked ice breath to freeze their prey to the core, unfortunately due to the conditions they live in, all a human needs to do to evade them is blend in with the white background.
edit Black Dragons
Probably the most evil of all chromatic dragons, black dragons enjoy mass murder and wars, as they feast on all that stands in their path, alive or dead. They have a wicked poison breath, owing to the fact they live near swamps, and it is impossible to evade them, your best bet would be not to go looking for one.
Queen over Chromatic dragons, she encompasses all the powers but none of the weakness of all the chromatic Dragons, she is undefeated. she is the sister of Bahamut.
edit Metallic Dragons
Ntallic Dragons are kind, good natured and Generally un-evil.
edit Bronze Dragons
The weakest of all Metallic Dragons and real pranksters, they will help humans, but far more enjoy scaring, and playing with them, making jokes and riddles for humans to solve. They Live in caves near human settlements
edit Brass Dragons
The weaker of the Metallic Dragons, they are more friendly, and will assist humans in day-to-day tasks, but are still quite the pranksters, and as such love jokes and pranks. They live witing human settlements, posing as humans.
edit Silver Dragons
The stronger of the Metallic Dragons, they go on missions to thwart evil, they will not harm humans, but can do so if those humans are evil. They live witing human settlements, posing as humans.
edit Gold Dragons
The strongest of all metallic dragons save for one, they go on self-appointed crusades against evil and will help humans where need be, however they will tend to decline requests for assistance saying that they have better evils to face than overgrown hedges. They live witing human settlements, posing as humans.
The platinum Dragon, king of all metallic dragons, he is the most powerful of all dragons and is undefeated, he is the brother of Tiamat.
edit How To Raise A Dragon
A Dragon needs lots of care and attention, but most importantly, you got to pick the right dragon for you, if you are evil and want your dragon for world domination, a chromatic dragon will do, if you want to save the world, a metallic dragon, each dragon differs in how you need to raise it and as a resul cannot be explained here, please visit: How To Raise A Dragon