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==Chapter 1: Suspicions Are Raised, And There Is A Shock At The End==
 
==Chapter 1: Suspicions Are Raised, And There Is A Shock At The End==
Little Robbie was five years old. He was very scared and confused when his Mommy and Daddy started arguing. He didn't like the loud noises and banging on the table, so he hid in the toilet. He could still hear it though. "I didn't know it was a gay bar!" his Daddy was yelling. Robbie found somewhere else to hide - under a chair. But he could still hear it. "Lots of grown men like Disney films and stylist programs!" his Daddy was saying now. Robbie moved again - this time to Daddy's book and video collection. Robbie practiced his reading on one of the boxes: ''"Hard on Harry Presents: Not Another Gay Porno"'' (the best of the rest!) he read. But he could still hear his them shouting! This time it was his Mommy. "I don't believe you. I know what you did! I know the truth, Nigel. You're [[gay]]."
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Little Robbie was five years old. He was very scared and confused when his Mummy and Daddy started arguing. He didn't like the loud noises and banging on the table, so he hid in the toilet. He could still hear it though. "I didn't know it was a gay bar!" his Daddy was yelling. Robbie found somewhere else to hide - under a chair. But he could still hear it. "Lots of grown men like Disney films and stylist programmes!" his Daddy was saying now. Robbie moved again - this time to Daddy's book and video collection. Robbie practiced his reading on one of the boxes: ''"Hard on Harry Presents: Not Another Gay Porno"'' (the best of the rest!) he read. But he could still hear his them shouting! This time it was his Mummy. "I don't believe you. I know what you did! I know the truth, Nigel. You're [[gay]]."
   
 
Robbie didn't understand.
 
Robbie didn't understand.

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