UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day/PoisonApple

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Really? You just killed a hobo? Really you fucker? What did he ever do to you? Ah, geez. I didn't know I'd have complete sociopaths choosing their own fucked-up adventure today.... Well, it's settled, you're a sick bastard. But, since you're already going to hell, you might as well try not to go to jail. How do you want to dispose of the body... *sigh*

Let's just bury him and get it over with... I've already killed a hobo. Might as well go all the way and burn the thing up.
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