UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day/NoPoisonApple

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"Here you go sir, and it's not even poisoned today!" you yell at him.

"Uh...thanks," he replies, grabbing the apple, and taking a huge bite out of it. Before long, the apple is completely demolished.

Perhaps helping the elderly isn't as bad as you once made it out to be. This guy seems to be enjoying himself thanks to you. You even feel a little better about your self worth, something you desperately needed after losing a race to mere bunnies.

"Ah, the apple was just what I needed to perk me up," the old man starts. "Now I get to do my two favorite things today, eating, and killing children!"

Damn. You forgot that all homeless men are damn dirty tricksters. This is gonna put a dent in your ordinary day.



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