UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day/BurnHobo
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You burn the poor guy's body in the park. Luckily for you, it's foggy. It is Seattle, Washington after all.
You go about your day, and the rest of your life, never quite being able to forget that one Ordinary day when you just so happened to pull off the perfect crime. Good job. Douche.