UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day/BurnHobo

You burn the poor guy's body in the park. Luckily for you, it's foggy. It is Seattle, Washington after all.

You go about your day, and the rest of your life, never quite being able to forget that one Ordinary day when you just so happened to pull off the perfect crime. Good job. Douche.

Congratulations! Against all odds, and any moral values, you somehow made it out of this ordinary day alive and well. Sure, you're a murderer, and a complete sociopath, but the important part is you won. If you did this on your first try, you get a pat on the back. If you did this later than your first try, you are too dead to get a pat on the back. Sorry about that.